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"Pepperoni topping jokes. Let's top some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to slice the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's savory riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the pizza maker quit his job?

2nd Joke: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

3rd Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?

4th Joke: What kind of pizza do dogs eat?

5th Joke: Why did the pizza go to the art museum?

Today's Riddle: I am a tool that slices pizzas into equal pieces. What am I?

That’s all for our topping fun. Join us tomorrow for some peaceful humor on International Peace Day!

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"Having fun speaking and acting like pirates. Let's plunder some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to swab the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's treasure-filled riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the pirate refuse to play cards?

2nd Joke: What's a pirate's favorite subject?

3rd Joke: Why do pirates make terrible singers?

4th Joke: How do pirates prefer to communicate?

5th Joke: What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?

Today's Riddle: I help pirates find their way but I’m not a map. What am I?

That’s all for our seafaring fun. Join us tomorrow for some savory jokes on Pepperoni Pizza Day!

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"Enjoying one of America's favorite foods, the cheeseburger. Let's grill some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to flip the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's cheesy riddle.

1st Joke: Why was the cheeseburger a good comedian?

2nd Joke: Why did the cheeseburger go to the gym?

3rd Joke: What do you call a cheeseburger in a blender?

4th Joke: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

5th Joke: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a cheeseburger, but I come with it, Crisp and salty, a perfect fit. What am I?

That’s all for our grilled fun. Join us tomorrow for some swashbuckling jokes on Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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"Learning about the U.S. Constitution and its significance. Let's draft some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to ratify the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's historic riddle.

1st Joke: What did one flag say to the other flag?

2nd Joke: Why did the Constitution go to the gym?

3rd Joke: Why did the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

4th Joke: What did George Washington say before crossing the Delaware?

5th Joke: Why did the eagle join the band?

Today's Riddle: I am a famous bell that doesn't ring anymore. What am I?

That’s all for our patriotic fun. Join us tomorrow for some cheesy jokes on Cheeseburger Day!

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"Celebrating creativity and childhood fun with Play-Doh. Let's mold some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to shape the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's playful riddle.

1st Joke: Why was the Play-Doh so popular at parties?

2nd Joke: What did one Play-Doh can say to the other?

3rd Joke: How do Play-Doh figures greet each other?

4th Joke: Why did the Play-Doh bring a flashlight?

5th Joke: What did the Play-Doh sculpture say after it was made?

Today's Riddle: I can be molded into anything you imagine, but I'm not clay. What am I?

That’s all for our playful fun. Join us tomorrow for some historic jokes on Constitution Day!

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"Encouraging creativity and courage in expressing oneself. Let's connect some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to dot the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's pointy riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the dot go to the party?

2nd Joke: What do you call a cow with no spots?

3rd Joke: What do you get when you connect the dots?

4th Joke: Why did the ladybug wear a raincoat?

5th Joke: How do you start a race between dots?

Today's Riddle: I am small and round and can make a line when connected with others. What am I?

That’s all for our dotty fun. Join us tomorrow for some colorful jokes on Play-Doh Day!

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"Appreciating the hoagie sandwich and its many varieties. Let's stack up some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to layer the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's sandwich riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the hoagie go to the art museum?

2nd Joke: What do you call a hoagie that’s magic?

3rd Joke: Why did the sandwich win the race?

4th Joke: How do sandwiches greet each other?

5th Joke: What did the hungry kid say to the hoagie?

Today's Riddle: I have layers and am often filled, enjoyed especially on Eat a Hoagie Day, but I’m not a hoagie. What am I?

That’s all for our stacked fun. Join us tomorrow for some dotty humor on International Dot Day!

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"Fostering an attitude of optimism and positivity. Let's be positive about laughter! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to cheer up the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's optimistic riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the pencil feel confident on Positive Thinking Day?

2nd Joke: What did the optimist say when he saw a half-empty glass?

3rd Joke: Why did the clock feel happy on Positive Thinking Day?

4th Joke: Why was the kite flying so high on Positive Thinking Day?

5th Joke: What do you call a cheerful rabbit on Positive Thinking Day?

Today's Riddle: I'm not thought, but I light up your day, Bringing brightness in a subtle way. What am I?

That’s all for our cheerful fun. Join us tomorrow for some sandwich humor on Eat a Hoagie Day!

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"Enjoying and celebrating the classic chocolate milkshake. Let's shake up with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to blend the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's creamy riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?

2nd Joke: Why did the chocolate milkshake write a book?

3rd Joke: What's a milkshake's favorite song?

4th Joke: How do milkshakes say hello?

5th Joke: What happened when the milkshake saw a ghost?

Today's Riddle: Not milkshake, but I blend and mix, Creating flavors that transfix. What am I?

That’s all for our sweet fun. Join us tomorrow for some positive humor on Positive Thinking Day!

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"Promoting discipline and the positive start of making your bed. Let's tidy up with some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to tuck in the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's neat riddle.

1st Joke: Why do clowns wear loud socks?

2nd Joke: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?

3rd Joke: What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep?

4th Joke: If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?

5th Joke: What does the gingerbread man sleep on?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a bed, but I'm made each day, Providing rest in a simple way. What am I?

That’s all for our tidy fun. Join us tomorrow for some creamy humor on Chocolate Milkshake Day!

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