Apples and Oranges

Famous sympathizer Brandon Alimanestiano unpasteurizes us.

Kit Baxley joins us as we’re sucked off into Jumanji. 

Logan Reeder shines as Pee Pee Boy in this latest production of "The Brown Zone."

We eat nutrient-rich pellets with Mike Degen.

We catch improvisor extraordinaire Josh Ellman in a hack piece of Gotcha journalism. Now bring out Gam Gam.

Calling all machine elves! Comedian Jake Seifert joins us to split the G and form a militia.

We give our gold to actress and comiquette Clara. Consume this media!

Actor and comedian Olivia joins us to drink ranch water and eat crickètte. 

Friend and comedy writer Ella joins us to keep our blood skinny, our grapes be-pie’d, and our Pa in theaters coming soon. Don’t make her drink alone!

In the live action reboot of the famous Holy War Saga (you can start with this one) Public Intellectual Alex Richards takes on Pastor David Dobbins to never truly answer the question: are we in the midst of a holy war? This one’s a real stitch-up, folx.