Did they survive? Will they survive? Will they have to pay for their crimes against canines? Goblin traps, poop holes, Bugbears, swords and sorcery, this episode has all of it. Walt dungeon masters the group of Ben the fighter, Aaron the mage, and Steven the cleric through a most excellent journey of adventure and excellence. Part three of Dungeons and Dragonbears starts NOW!

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The legend continues!  Dungeon Master Walt guides Aaron the Elven mage, Ben the Human archer, and Steven the Dwarven cleric through this brand new Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition campaign.  SPOILERS.  The wizard Githlas electrocutes more goblin faces!  Mangy wolf are massacred!  The archer Baaahn uses a glowing rock!  Prepare yourself for episode 2 of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONBEARS.

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Aaron and Ben hold down the fort, gangster style, as Walt and Steven are completly absent. Who knows where they could have gone? Topics discussed? Danger 5! Holy shit Danger 5. Dungeons and Dragonbears. Fantastic Four news. Big Hero 6. Gotham. Also we break down the legal issues going on between the Jack Kirby estate and Disney.

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Join us for this special, multi-part series of high adventure and geeky wonder that we like to call Dungeons and Dragonbears. Dungeon Master Walt guides Aaron the Elven mage, Ben the Human Archer, and Steven the Dwarven cleric through this brand new Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition campaign. So dust off your 20 sided die and get ready for some dungeon crawling fun. Part 1 of 3!

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In this episode we use Walt’s fancy mathematical wizardry to break down our top ten Marvel Studios movies.  From Iron Man to Guardians of the Galaxy…all are ranked numerically from best to worst.

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In this episode Ben tries to burn this mother to the ground.  Aaron accuses his son of being a psychic metoer baby.  We discuss the changes to Dungeons and Dragons with the upcoming 5th edition and sort of tease a new podcast we’re going to be recording.  We discuss the morality of illegally downloading comic books and how video game companies are fucking people over…over and over and over.  Steven and Ben also give their opinions on the new Ninja Turtle movie.  Spoilers…they liked it.

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In this episode we discuss our favorite Adult cartoons.  Not anime porn, though that is briefly discussed.  We delve in to our earliest memories of adult animation, our first forays in to the world of anime, and the best and worst of Adult Swim.

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In this episode, Ben expresses his love for touching fuzzies and getting dizzy. The legendary Donkey Kong VHS tape is discussed.  We discuss comic con geek news.  We bitch about trailer tropes and that “WAAAAH” sound that keeps showing up.  We discuss the handsomeness of Harrison Ford and sanity of Carrie Fisher.  We speculate about the possible Evil Dead tv series, and we discuss the next career move of Weird Al Yankovic.

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Steven explains why he can’t play Magic: the Gathering. We’re late to the party as we review the event of E3. Steven and Ben break down current drama happening on the underground ninja turtle trading board. Also, Aaron’s friend’s brother swears that Chinese girls have straight pubes. Ben recalls 6th grade memories of a friend incorrectly describing how to pleasure a women, and Aaron and Steven explain to Ben why the Wii U is amazing and needs to be bought by everyone.

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In this episode we discuss our mutual love of Cheerwine, the mythos of Dinosaur Dracula, the current goings ons in the underground TMNT trading black market, why Steven can’t poop in his own house, Ben fracturing his Spine when he was 10, Transformers 4, The Dune that never was, Steven’s hatred for Paul Stanley’s mediocre penis, and a very delayed review of the movie WORLD WAR Z.

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