Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve’s attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never met. Aaron Imholte claims to have spies on the inside! How will this event possibly live up to the hype? We’ve got a new rising star who’s headed for first place in our lolcow hall of fame. There’s so much to catch up on!