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Aaron Imholte is FREAKING OUT! We have never seen the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show have more panic in his voice than we can today, after just a couple of days defending his abysmal performance at his shell of a celebration for ten years of who-knows-what. The cope and anger at Patrick is real, as Aaron cannot stop talking about all things Melton. Aaron is shook by his upcoming history and the violations of the HRO served by his first wife Ashley Larue. The nerves are showing, the leg is shaking, the hugging is full-on, the DARVO is pumping, and Aaron cannot stop defending his racism and homophobic chants while still hoping hs radio dreams have some chance of coming true again. Watch this sham of a members only show followed by another night of deep-cope covering extreme anxiety and worry, basking in the light of a super silky projection.

This weekend was the 10th Anniversary live show and meetup for th Steel Toe Morning Show. There isn’t much to celebrate in mid-Minnesota. for Aaron Imholte. He has lost his wife, his dignity, and most of his friends over the past year. He’s had to resort to trying to throw a roast for himself, and then cancelling it due to lack of participation and enthusiasm. He then planned a comedy show, but the few that showed up weren’t in to it, and the chaos that ensues is glorious. Watch as this Midwestern lost boy tries to relive his radio days by encouraging crowds to chant racist words and thoughts while phoning in a cope show live from the stage to a half-crowd who couldn’t have been less interested. Let’s get in to what happened this weekend at Stoney’s in Rockville, MN. This guy thinks he’s going back to radio!

It’s Friday and Patrick would be pleased to show up in a rectangle and dance like a clown for you amusement. There’s so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, and it’s Friday so the party is on, but we will stumble our way through it the best we can. Let’s get it, baby! Let’s get the latest info about the Steel Toe 10th Anniversary Party, with special guests you’ve never heard of before! Watch Aaron project and cope over Nick Rekieta getting his kids back, and again pleading with him to admit his sins and come clean to the internet population!

What is it about the goal the governs Aaron Imholte’s entire life? He needs to goal to live, pay bills, take care of his children, buy energy drinks, play golf and so much more. But what is it about the goal that gives Aaron his self-worth? We watch Aaron’s mood rise and fall with the prospects of making the goal. We watch his self-worth plummet as he struggles to bring in tens of dollars, and we watch him triumphantly boast and rub his success in to his haters when he lands a few bucks. It’s a pathetic rollercoaster of emotions that can’t be healthy for young Mooby, and does Ashley Larue keep tabs on how much this wannabe radio nobody is hauling in?

More documents that aren’t about him means more chest pounding and chastising by Aaron Imholte, aka Captain Mooby of the S.S. Boooooo! Climb aboard with Patrick as we watch some of the latest Moobs there is to Moob! Johnny Krutches is on his last leg. Matt doesn’t know what’s going on. But did you hear about Whistin’ Pete? And these documents tell a very ominous tale for our poor father slash lead character. When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Powdered snow or blackish tar, they’ll come for you! Nick Rekieta and April are frothing at the mouth for the left over shards of this once-mighty local hero. Bet me they ain’t!

A new day, a new dawn! Let’s watch Aaron Imholte try to celebrate his husk of a show while he has impending court dates, one for his own violation of a restraining order by his first wife Ashley Larue, and one (probable) for snitching on his second wife and her current money-rod, Nick Rekieta. And the best part is that Aaron cannot shut his mouth and continues to downplay the restraining order, and making a mockery of the court while continuing to violate the same order! We go over some recently released documents and Patrick has the inside scoop on some charges coming for Aaron that could possibly add to the “pile of problems” upstairs. What a bad dad! And did we mention he’s accused of physically assaulting his wife? Wow, man…

It’s Friday, and that means the goal pretty much takes care of itself! Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show is still trying to misdirect you like a street magician, wanting you to focus on the crimes of his ex-wife April Anderson and vlog-lawyer Nick Rekieta. He”ll even talk some trash about his old friends Geno and Kiki if necessary. He needs you desperately to forget that his wives both agree that he is an abusive monster who’s allegedly physically assaulted at least one woman. He’s also back to his old Mooby math tricks, wanting credit for lowering the goal temporarily less than he promised to lower it permanently months ago. We’ve also got a resurgence of our old friend Crazy Joe, and this time he’s taken to TikTok to cringe out a whole new group of victims!

Patrick doesn’t want to sleep and he sure don’t want to get up early. So let’s do it and see how long we can keep doing it. You dig?

Another day closer to making our nut, Patrick is back to regale you with stories from far and wide. It’s training Tuesday and if there’s time we are going to need to see everyone in the break room for some serious educational edification. Mersh continues to bash Rumble, his once source of constant income for the past few years, cementing his permanent poor status in history. We watch an entitled woman try to use her stable of men and her influencer gig to pay for a pizza before getting her cuddle cave searched for a knife. And if there’s time I’m sure Aaron Imholte is up to some lies or something, trying once again to distract from his domestic abuse allegations.

Aaron Imholte is gaslighting the world, making everyone who will listen think that his friends and co-hosts are abandoning him and his program because they’ve been co-opted by the lies of his ex-wife. What he doesn’t want you to remember is that every woman he’s ever been with has called him a monster, and alleged physical and psychological abuse on multiple occasions. Can Aaron Imholte make you forget he’s an abusive monster? Will he ever have to face these allegations in court? Where is April and why won’t she turn the screws on this idiot? Chrissy Mayr and Keanu C. Thompson are teaming up to give the best internet advice ever. Are these two retarded or is something else going on? You be the judge.