It’s Ranamorial in an eight episode Coronation Street spectacular. This gives Peter his cue to insist to Carla that everything is going to be fine and then go behind her back to get everyone to cover for her. He gets short thrift from everyone and so jumps to his regular plan B; head for the coast. A confession kinda spoils the mood in the Community Garden. The Rage of the Knickerpeople continues to brew. Elsewhere, a slightly less coked-up Natalie manages to secure work at the barber’s and provide Leanne with a reasonable excuse why she isn’t Nick’s solicitor after all. Tim, Steve, and Dev construct the biggest bacon roll we’ve ever seen in our lives, and Robert replaces Ryan with a younger, non-Irish version of Irish Tina then tells Michelle to lawyer up. In other news, during Bertie’s Christening Party — a rival to Seb’s 18th — Ken and Claudia make the other guests throw up in their mouths a little bit, Summer forces Billy and Paul together, Chesney is only now realizing that Gemma is a total nightmare, and the seeds of a pointless Tim’s Dad storyline that were planted six or seven months ago finally bear fruit. The crop failed.