In this episode, we discuss the origins of mermaids, advocate for the rights of an extinct croquet mallet, and talk about the etiquette, and location, of unsolicited dik-dik pics. I promise that isn't as filthy as it sounds - this episode is a clean one! Also, our first guest star! We recorded this one as a double episode with number 3, so we're particularly tired and unable to express ourselves except through the randomness of comedy!