FANTASY > Some pets are weird and some are TRULY WEIRD ! But who owns who and maybe it is a case of 'like father - like son'.

COMEDY > A dubious Chinese chef helps two lovers bind their love for eternity. But who wants eternal love if you can lots of money instead ...

FANTASY > Born blind, what could be more wonderful than having your sight restored? Of course, no experimental surgery can be 100% perfect ....

CRIME > You knocked down an old lady with your car. All she asked in compensation was that you visit her on Monday evenings to read her a story. You are her Mr Monday - but what happened to Mr Tuesday who also knocked her down in his car ...

SCI-FI > Parents can be really weird, especially when their main love in life is doing nothing. Of course - there are also their inventions ....

THAT'S LIFE > An old war hero put out to pasture. 'Surplus to requirement' as far as the world is concerned, but maybe doing nothing is the key to success ...

TEAR JERKER     >     It is the last cricket ball of the day and the school's pride hangs on a winning run. But maybe - just maybe - there is something more important than the honour of the school.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

COMEDY > The best thing about being dead is you can make lots of money. The problems is staying alive long enough to spend it. But maybe Arbuthnot has found a solution to this tricky conundrum ...

(If you succeed using his advice, send him a thank you via [email protected] )

HORROR > After a bike crash, a young boy has been trapped in a coma for three years. It is called 'Locked-In Syndrome'. Only one person has the key to rescue him?

THAT'S LIFE     >     You cannot open your own front door, no-one claims to know you and your office security pass fails to work. This is becoming the ultimate bad hair day.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]