SCI-FI > Parents can be really weird, especially when their main love in life is doing nothing. Of course - there are also their inventions ....

THAT'S LIFE > An old war hero put out to pasture. 'Surplus to requirement' as far as the world is concerned, but maybe doing nothing is the key to success ...

TEAR JERKER     >     It is the last cricket ball of the day and the school's pride hangs on a winning run. But maybe - just maybe - there is something more important than the honour of the school.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

COMEDY > The best thing about being dead is you can make lots of money. The problems is staying alive long enough to spend it. But maybe Arbuthnot has found a solution to this tricky conundrum ...

(If you succeed using his advice, send him a thank you via [email protected] )

HORROR > After a bike crash, a young boy has been trapped in a coma for three years. It is called 'Locked-In Syndrome'. Only one person has the key to rescue him?

THAT'S LIFE     >     You cannot open your own front door, no-one claims to know you and your office security pass fails to work. This is becoming the ultimate bad hair day.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

FACT OR FICTION ?     >     Suppose you dream of faces. No-one you know and yet those dreams have an immense impact on their lives. Maybe it is time you found a cure.   Anyone got a mirror?

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

HORROR     >     Holiday snaps are wonderful mementos of happy days. Unless, of course, they all contain the same unknown face ...

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who you can contact via [email protected]

SUPERNATURAL     >     Something weird lives under your bed. But you are only a small kid and your parents do not believe you.  You are safe as long as you do not call it a 'monster'.

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via [email protected]

HORROR     >     A little girl lost in a wood on a beautiful day.  But who is she and where are her parents?

All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot