In Episode 5, we talk about all the heinous trends we wore as kids and how hot we felt in our gauchos. PSA: We looked awful. How about the hottest trends right now that probably should just not? There is no nice way to put this: Stop wearing dad shoes. You look like a dinosaur. And for heaven's sake, Spanx, start making bikinis. Your girls are in desperate need of some compression. Our opinions clearly matter when it comes to fashion so make sure you take notes. We dive deep into all the overly expensive things that we that we continue to swipe our cards on. What's the worst that can happen? You go broke a day early? Pshh. Broke and bougie, baby. Broke and bougie. 

Which is more adult: Getting car insurance or asking a guy out? We are legitimately stumped. Anyone else? Relationships are hard, so we decided to make it easier to weed out the absolutely not’s from the 100% all in’s. We share red flags, deal-breakers and our favorite deal-makers *swoon*. We have one request. Don’t count how many times we say “like”.

Crass, vulgar, empowering and heartfelt. Four words that do not belong in the same room, let alone the same episode. Seems pretty on brand. We leave it all on the table with Episode 3. If you thought we didn't have a filter before, welp with the help of some liquid courage, we say: think again. We talk everything from manipulation to our dream dinner guest. No need for your imagination. We spell it all out. Oh and it is so us that we decided that the next time we get asked on a first date (not holding our breath), we are going to send them this episode before hand. If you can't hang after listening, it's just so not going to work. 

Oh, you wanna to talk about mothers? It’s mother time, okayyy. If you don’t know what movie that is from, honestly we aren't sure if you had a childhood. We talk living at home as adults (if that word is even applicable here??) and break down our relationships with the women who pushed us out. Are there even boundaries when it comes to your mom? We love them so much but we love to make fun of them even more. Frankly, how could you not? And don't worry, we aren't quitting our day jobs just yet. Except Lindsey. Lindsey quit her day job.