Have you ever heard of the Curse of Cap’n Crunch and the infamous lore behind the creation of his sinister cereal? Ever wondered what it’s like to be crunchitized? Be careful what you wish for—and keep the “Cap’n Crun” away from your children, or they could end up on the wrong side of the bowl.

This scary story serves as a cautionary tale as the Babyboys unravel the chilling Cap’n Crunch: Crunchitize Me Murders. This crunchy episode will grind through the roof of your mouth and tear a hole straight through your guts so listener discretion is strongly advised.

Included inside of every listen of Ep. 51 - Cap’n Crunch: Crunchitize Me Murders is a special sneak preview of the much-anticipated Frasier Crane and Brainiac crossover: Craniac.

Lock up your beloved 50-year-olds! The baby boys have uncovered the Nifty Fifty community—a bizarre cult that collects unsuspecting 50-year-olds to worship a giant stone known as the "Stone of Stones."

Jenkins shares his grand plan with Owens and Hibbs: he's sending his Step Dad… Step Terry… his Step Father… his Terry… straight into the heart of the Nifty Fifty stone mines.

To save Terry from a fate worse than a midlife crisis, the baby boys must determine who among them is the true Indiana Jones—the one brave enough to infiltrate the Nifty Fifty mines and free the enslaved 50-year-olds.

Special guest appearance by: Gomp Gompers

Disclaimer: Hold onto your face because it might just blast open up to reveal a tiny Brendan Fraser…or an entire universe of Brendan Fraser-fueled nightmares.

In this mind-bending, brain-melting, face-blasting episode, the scary story boys are caught in a loop of infinite worlds after a vengeful wish on a tiny green bean of a quasar star unleashes reality-warping Brendan Fraser nightmares. Is it all just a Brendan Fraser simulation or the sadistic will of otherworldly demi-gods? Dare to listen and find out!

Jenkins anxiously waits for his mom and Step Dad…er…Step Terry…Terry to return from an extended Christmas shopping trip.

When Terry finally returns to change lightbulbs on the roof, Jenkins accidentally spooks him causing him to fall off the roof and hurt his neck. Now, Terry desperately needs his rest to heal.

Hibbs and Owens quietly try to figure out what happened to Terry without waking him up, but is it really Terry? And what happened to Jenkins’ mom? The truth is more terrifying than you could ever imagine.

Special Guest appearances by Santa Claus, Periwinkle the Elf, Turquoise the Elf, Snow Meiser, Heat Meiser, Yukon Jack, and the Yeti.

Credit to "Ikson - Christmas song" for backing music to Jenkins Christmas song.

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It takes a lot of work aka murder, to maintain the #1 spot on the charts. Learn the dark truth of how the Hanson family asserted their musical dominance.

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In the fourth action packed installment of the Mark Mallowcup saga, our hero is strapped to a rocket by inter dimensional Michio Kaku’s and blasted to the moon to fight a horde of sentient Gatorade machines.

As he fights his way through the Gatorade machines, he discovers a baby Gatorade machine and will have to decide to destroy it or adopt it as his own.

A Raw Tape is a scary story tape fresh from the talk boy that hasn't been processed for paranormal activity (its a recording of a live scary storytelling performance by the founding members of the scary storytellers society. Gather by the fire and listen to AYSOTS in the raw if you dare!)

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Rebecca Richards from WBBY News digs deep to find out what is a raw tape.

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Jenkins and Owens’ nog sloggin Xmas celebrations are turned into the nightmare before Christmas Eve Eve, when a mad man straps bombs to their necks threatening to kill them if they don’t destroy Christmas. Is the mad bomber Hibbs just trying to spook the baby boys? Is it a vengeful enemy from the past? Or is it a man lost in time, who’s been psychologically tormented into pretending to be a subservient Man-Elf? All will be revealed at three past midnight mountain time!

Prepare yourselves for a bombastic Scaremas Special that will blow your head right off of your shoulders!

Special Guests: Santa Claus, JawRule the Reindeer, and Sinbad

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