Do math again. I dare you. I double dare you to do math on my podcast. Please somebody find something wrong with Greg's stats and put it in the comments. There is nothing that would make me happier.

This is the first pod of the rest of our lives. We’re moving out of the virtual and into the physical. In my conversation with Thom, I finally get the guts to talk about my plans for world domination, and we get into some creepy summer stories complete with pedophile statues and children in drag.

If somebody isn't pregnant by the end of this episode, there's gonna be a problem.

Two absolutely life changing, hight of joyful, kinds of announcements from both Kenny and Ryan followed by a detailed arquebus discussion, and we end with, by far, the most beautiful thing that has ever happened on this podcast. Thank you Ryan for doing the hard work, and thank you Kenny for doing your wife.

This week we have way more laughing and a lot less near death experiences than normal...right up until the end.

We're doing a special episode this week where we teach you how to make your own locally sourced, non-organic, brain to reality problems from scratch.

We hammer out the rules for our 44 day exercise challenge. Please help us spread the word with our new social media pages. All the links are at:

areyouthemilk.com

We do accidentally talk about our goals, but mostly, we talk about donating plasma for cash, botched freestyles, and sleeping with the help of animals.

Yeah, we talk about goals, but we also get into electrocuting middle school kids, abusive coaching, facial reconstructions, and landscaping.

We talk about normal stuff, no goals or anything wack like that this week, just outdoor poops, imaginary girlfriends, and of course, water buffalo.