Baylor beats Gonzaga. Texas Rangers open game season at home at full capacity. Americans expected to add 50M new streaming subscriptions. Tom Brady rookie card sells fir $2.25M and Super Mario game sells for $660K! Brandon encourages us to "tick the box." Do you act middle aged (take the test!)? If you found your significant other's diary, would you read it? Kelly thinks Brandon is perpetrating lies on social media.

Remember when we had to read an actual paper road map? Kelly works hard for the money! Did the Easter bunny skip Brandon's house? Brandon goes hunting- - - The fun, success and the fry out. Monday morning motivation with Eric Burch. What song or artist makes you think of your parents or grandparents? 7% of Americans still don't use the internet.

Brandon "the idiot" woke up way to early today. Brandon makes more fried potatoes. Wheel of Fortune contestant robbed for saying "AND." Brandon says potatoes are the greatest food ever! What food instantly cheers you up? What are your favorite Easter treats? Chocolate bunny- do you start at the ears or the feet? Brandon invited to take family hunting but there is a small problem. Disneyland selling fired pickle corn dogs.

Good morning FOOLS! ;) MLB starts today. Could you get the first pitch across the plate? Brandon's throwback post wins 2021. April Fools' Day: How do you react when people fool you? Brandon made fried potatoes on NTL Tater Day and saved the best for last!

Most popular facial hair by state (What's YOUR preference). Girl Scout sells 32,484 boxes of cookies. Who posts a picture of their face covered in blood? Kelly pitches new campaign to Brandon. Unwritten rules we should all live by. New fashion trend- skirts for men?

National Mom & Pop Business Day. Brandon celebrates "pianists" on World Piano Day. Never Go to Bed Angry! Lifeguards in L.A making over $300K. Brandon never sits with his back to the door. Kelly meets Daisy Duke in Hot Springs! Brandon finally gets his man card on his FIRST hunt! Goodwill employee finds $42K in Sweater. Oscar Meyer to give out shoe laces that smell like bacon.

Today on #BBiTM - Secret admirer gives woman massage certificate and two hot dogs. 57 year old woman gives birth. Top things that cause CAR-guments. Kelly's lunch date - the one where one escapes. Brandon is invited on a trip and fears it's a set up. Brandon reflects on last year's tornado as he prepares for television special.

Rainy day across the State. Man gets QR Code to his Insta on the back of his neck. Couple recreates wedding photos for 50th Anniversary. Brandon was making dinner at 8PM and he's still mad. Kelly gets the first dose of the COVID 19 Vaccine. Man couldn't stop passing gas, had a 59 foot tapeworm. Move to wine country and make $120 a year to drink!

Brandon actually WANTED to do yard work over the weekend. Tongue's are disgusting. Family Matters viewership skyrockets during pandemic. Top earworm songs you can't get out of your head. Kelly goes jean shopping. Brandon shares positive Memaw update! Men aren't the ONLY ones who wear beer goggles! Website offering $2400 for no screens for 24 hours.

The dirty dozen- fruits and veggies covered in most pesticides. How often do you watch TV during dinner? Brandon & Kelly share awkward moments on National Awkward Moments Day. Nickelodeon reveals the secrets of green slime. Brandon anxiously schedules his first round of COVID 19 vaccine. The Big D - reality show with divorced couples.