Armageddon Afterparty

The guys talk about Thanksgiving, Bond movies, and well-dressed rapists. Also, Black Friday shopping, the Dictatortots, and bizarre sexual acts. Rett sings, and it is awesome. Then...tempers flare and drama ensues.

This one is full of questions. Is the term "rice burner" offensive? Why is Spanish moss so creepy? What does a Jewish pedophile say? The guys also talk about Family Feud, desks, Native Americans, and the knapsack of white privilege. Rett explains reality television in 10 minutes. Seriously, this may be the worst one yet. You probably shouldn't listen...

This one is full of questions. Is the term "rice burner" offensive? Why is Spanish moss so creepy? What does a Jewish pedophile say? The guys also talk about Family Feud, desks, Native Americans, and the knapsack of white privilege. Rett explains reality television in 10 minutes. Seriously, this may be the worst one yet. You probably shouldn't listen...

The guys apologize for their shortcomings, debate the hottest black man, and talk about Mad Men. They take a phone call from Flagpole Music Award winner Will Kiser to the bunker. Trust me, this episode is the balls.

The guys apologize for their shortcomings, debate the hottest black man, and talk about Mad Men. They take a phone call from Flagpole Music Award winner Will Kiser to the bunker. Trust me, this episode is the balls.

For their tenth episode, the guys really decided to pull out all the stops. You should brace yourself, because this one really is quite incredible. The guys talk about Okefenokee Joe, happy endings, and Mother Earth. Rett and Jon take part in a gentleman's wager involving the movie Labyrinth, the results of which have quite the effect on one of Rett's poop stories. Rett talks death and philosophy, and he offers Survivors some helpful tips for auto-erotic asphyxiation. Later on, Todd joins the conversation to talk a little sports and make some plans for his upcoming wedding. In celebration of this landmark episode, the guys also play what may be the most poorly planned trivia game ever. Thanks for listening, and we sincerely hope that you enjoy it.

For their tenth episode, the guys really decided to pull out all the stops. You should brace yourself, because this one really is quite incredible. The guys talk about Okefenokee Joe, happy endings, and Mother Earth. Rett and Jon take part in a gentleman's wager involving the movie Labyrinth, the results of which have quite the effect on one of Rett's poop stories. Rett talks death and philosophy, and he offers Survivors some helpful tips for auto-erotic asphyxiation. Later on, Todd joins the conversation to talk a little sports and make some plans for his upcoming wedding. In celebration of this landmark episode, the guys also play what may be the most poorly planned trivia game ever. Thanks for listening, and we sincerely hope that you enjoy it.

The guys call up Chesley, a friend of the show and Survivor.

They guys talk some child rape, discuss the likelihood of a zombie apocalypse, and Rett tells a story about going to Lower's. Of course it's for burn supplies, silly. They play a round of "Gangsta or Douchebag?" and spend some time contemplating forced age limits on breastfeeding, the government shutdown, and the fascinating human being that is Buck Angel. And some other stuff.

The guys call up Chesley, a friend of the show and Survivor.