Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! While in a luxury Texas hospital for a broken toe, Jessica learns that you can’t choose between McSteamy and McDreamy. You must choose both when it comes to murder!

We ask the important questions. Should a cast be applied this erotically? Is Marge Horton the most sensual name you've ever heard? Does he have a wooden AND a leather landline? Did her dress come with a free necktie? What’s the right amount of chest hair for a hospital? Did he leave the messAGE before or after he died? Today on Murder, She Recapped!