Joe has been dealing with some health ailments lately and told us a tale about how specialists only see their specialty. The texts that followed this story were fantastic, "Does Joe have mice in his bowels?" You take it from here... 

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This is a nice spread. A little T-Swift, some tech news and a bigfoot sighting. Enjoy! 

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We imagine that's what goes through a socialists head when the come into a bunch of money. Have you noticed that? Socialists get a bunch of money and end up buying mansions. 

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This one has a little bit of everything. Also, how good looking do you think you are? Attractive people tend to have an easier time in some avenues in life, duh. Jack said he has a Walmart face. 

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I'm sorry Joe, what?!  There is a new record for a giant pumpkin which led to Joe saying one of the more disturbing things we've heard in a while. 

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A new feature has been driving people crazy with the update on the iPhone. Now, when you edit your Apple ID card, the info you input goes out to all of your contacts phones as well. This caused some Jack rage. 

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Oh man, this was one of the best COW Clips of the Week in a while. It's like Christmas today on the show. 

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The Powerball madness is in full effect. Joe has a plan if he wins! 

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An upsetting article out of the Free Beacon talks about how Planned Parenthood is assisting teens in their gender transition after an only 30 minute consultation. Also, Jack hilariously hurt Joe's feelings...

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This Select Cut has a little bit of everything. We start with the woman who tried robbing Walmart on a mobility scooter and ended up screaming about how racist the store is. This turned into how mobility scooters are gumming up the aisles in stores. Then we went into claw machines and gambling... keep up! 

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