We knew that Jack & Joe were ready to deliver a solid set of shows this week after they divulged the steps that they're taking to protect themselves from all viral intruders...

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Joe Getty reads "A Letter From a Sheriff", detailing the realities of being a law enforcement officer.

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Way, way, waaaay back in the innocent days of September 2019, Joe Biden told a harrowing tale from his days as a lifeguard at a Delaware public pool, involving a rusty straight-razor, a chain-wrapped fist...and bad dude named CornPop and his gang.
In this Armstrong & Getty Select Cut Podcast, Jack & Joe revisit Biden's epic tale.
Why? Because they can (and it's funny, dammit)!

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NFL star Drew Brees has come under fire from the cancel culture types who fail to see the utter hypocrisy of their attacks.

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The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled that the state's Safer At Home order was invalid. Simpletons confused by the concept that local municipalities are capable of forming their own guidelines and standards can take comfort in knowing that Armstrong & Getty are here to help explain how we can get along--with a patchwork or standards!

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Politicians across the country are embracing the phrase "guided by science" in regarding to policy decisions. Joe Getty explains why that's such a complete cop-out.

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Some people prefer to go to Reddit to seek relationship advice. Thankfully, Jack & Joe are here to provide a life's worth of experiences and a deep understanding of human nature to provide guidance to one confused woman. Today's tale arrives from a Redditor who's boyfriend loves going the Waffle House, and can't help but to start a fight with the cook every single time!

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Armstrong & Getty detail the winners and losers in the Corporate Buzzword Battle!
Who would have thought that "loop in" would move-on the Sweet Sixteen"!

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Armstrong & Getty rail against the the closure of public parks & beaches in CA.

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One of the more perplexing movements to sprout from our coronavirus crisis is the filming of quiet hospital parking lots--to prove that crisis is a hoax.

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