We settle into the rhythm of fate and murderous in-laws today as we talk about a famous guy who sucks, the power of a sword that can cut large and small, being depressed knowing no era, and somehow a bit of Zeta Gundam. Enjoy!

NIamh can be found haunting Export Audio with Ghost Divers and Ornate Stairwells (and Pondering Pootan, which has never haunted anyone) and on twitter @foxmomnia

Em can be found working themselves into an early grave here at Abnormal Mapping and on twitter @em_being

Art is by Rose Honeyboy (@boxofhamsters), who did a fantastic job. We’re so happy she could our vision happen on this one.

Next Week: Volsunga Saga 30-44