In today's show, we wrap up episode #264 of The Artie Quitter Podcast. Doug Stanhope, from the Man Show, joins them in kitchen (studio). Doug really wants to bang Mario Bosco, male or not. The show gets kind of dark and they talk about suicide and death pools. Artie makes a hilarious neck joke about Ralphie May. Then Artie impersonates Norm Macdonald and Roseanne having a conversation.

Episode #2 of the Artie Lange WUS wraps up episode #263. Scott Raab called in to talk with Artie, then it got awkward when Raab expressed his disdain for any and all Trump supporters. While Scott was having phone trouble, Artie fell into a very weird wrong phone number call. Artie impersonates Gina Gershon talking dirty to him on the set of "Crashing". Then, Dan inserts a strange story about a Dairy Queen bathroom, which prompted me to make a new parody song, "Dancing Queen Parody - Dan Falato".

The first episode of the Artie Lange Wrap Up Show, a podcast that sums up all the hilarious shit from The Artie Quitter Podcast. Hosted by Vinny Monroig, a loser who likes Artie way too much.