It's time for some edutainment with the long-running PBS favorite Arthur, a show about horrifying humanoid "animals" solving mundane problems. Gaze upon Matt Damon and despair.

It's time for another show forgotten to TV history, the police procedural Jake and the Fatman. It's about a guy named Jake and a fat man and they investigate crimes. Women are very disposable also. The dog is pretty good.

More like the Incredibly Dull. The Incredible Bore. The Unwatchable Hulk. The Untenable...

It's time to talk about the real issues with the experts: Vegas magicians Penn & Teller. Their Showtime series cut through the BULLSHIT that is psychics and the OTHER BULLSHIT that is the relatively quaint anti-vax movement of 2010. Did these Cato Institute fellows have a good read on the situation? Let's find out.

We have fully liquefied our brains with arguably the most demented show we've ever covered: Once Upon a Time. It's a series for all of the worst Disney Adults in your life to indulge in a combination of fanfiction and Lost.

It's time for a cult favorite this week with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Does noted shitbag Joss Whedon's signature writing style hold up after 25 years or is it ruined by his influence on movies and television at large? Are our hosts Buffy guys or Willow guys? And why does it always come back to Ohio?

Do the monkey with us as we get into Cartoon Network’s Johnny Bravo, one of the most “who is this for?” shows we’ve ever discussed.

Drunk with power, Matt has made us watch a show with so little impact that it doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page. It’s a reality series about the home life of former American Idol contestant and mild country star Kellie Pickler along with her songwriter husband. They adopt some chickens and take an Alaska vacation.

We finally discuss everybody's favorite lovable Jewish-coded Alien Life Form, try to understand the comedy standards of the recent past, and ask whether or not it's actually good to end your show on a cliffhanger.

This week we're talking about everyone's favorite made-for-TV movie star, Columbo. With a run spanning over three decades we get to talk about everything from Steven Spielberg to The Crystal Method and get a surprise AYK all-star committing a murder. But most of this episode is just Columbo impressions.