Magic! Romance! Girl power! Somehow we're only just now during our first Aaron Spelling joint, the WB witch drama Charmed. It's got another one of those weird finales where everyone is time traveling or on a different plane or whatever.

We finally discuss Gunsmoke, which for a long time was the longest-running primetime television program. Except we didn't watch any of the show. We listened to a radio broadcast and watched the final TV movie, aired nearly two decades after the show's cancellation. So come join us as Matt completely breaks our format.

With Bob Odenkirk's role as Saul Goodman coming to an end, we felt it was appropriate to take a look back at his (and David Cross') cult comedy origin, the HBO sketch series Mr. Show with Bob and David. Hopefully our first foray into sketch comedy turns up more hits than misses.

It's time for another quirky 90s comedy-drama with the Emmy-winning Northern Exposure. The pilot is about New York's most annoying man having to adjust to small-town Alaska, and the finale is not about much of anything but does have Jerry Adler parachuting in from the sky.

It's time for some edutainment with the long-running PBS favorite Arthur, a show about horrifying humanoid "animals" solving mundane problems. Gaze upon Matt Damon and despair.

It's time for another show forgotten to TV history, the police procedural Jake and the Fatman. It's about a guy named Jake and a fat man and they investigate crimes. Women are very disposable also. The dog is pretty good.

More like the Incredibly Dull. The Incredible Bore. The Unwatchable Hulk. The Untenable...

It's time to talk about the real issues with the experts: Vegas magicians Penn & Teller. Their Showtime series cut through the BULLSHIT that is psychics and the OTHER BULLSHIT that is the relatively quaint anti-vax movement of 2010. Did these Cato Institute fellows have a good read on the situation? Let's find out.

We have fully liquefied our brains with arguably the most demented show we've ever covered: Once Upon a Time. It's a series for all of the worst Disney Adults in your life to indulge in a combination of fanfiction and Lost.

It's time for a cult favorite this week with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Does noted shitbag Joss Whedon's signature writing style hold up after 25 years or is it ruined by his influence on movies and television at large? Are our hosts Buffy guys or Willow guys? And why does it always come back to Ohio?