Ashamed of Thrones

This week we visit Jonestown in the Shire and wonder if Cersei is the worst person we’ve ever met. Riverrun is a cosplayer’s wet dream but the Glovers are “getting too old for this sh*t.”None of us are overly concerned about all the characters using warp zones to get to where they need to be, because as Al Swearengen would say, it’s all “just tits and dragons.”

Gilly says “yes” to the dress and meets her monster in law.  The Westeros Baptist church just won’t go away, while the McPoyles/Freys make a triumphant return and Benjen-hands teaches us how to juice a rabbit.  This episode was a snooze-fest be we stayed awake for you…following concussion protocols.

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Hold the phone, you can get warts on your Hodor?!  Other huge revelations include, Jorah in new depths of the “friend-zone,”  The Iron Islanders ain’t so smart and Forest Rats are the cause of all of life’s problems.  This was a crazy GD episode of Game of Thrones, but we’re here to help.

The Idiot Tit-Sucker is back and he is ready to rumble!!!!  Ramsey’s lucky streak continues while Sansa feels bad about being a bitch to her dead stepbrother.   Also Dany has a plan that is fireproof!

Ding dong, Olly's dead. We celebrate the evil one's demise and wax philosophical about the mysteries of death and wearing leather in warm climes. Rush week continues in Braavos, while the Khalessi's got some 'splaining to do

Dolores Edd, Fingers and The ginger Chick get kinky with a dead body, while it's "Rush Week" in Bravos.

We waited the good part of a year for that!?  The first episode of HBO’s Game of Thrones is here and we’ll help you recover. In their inaugural podcast, Doug and Brian discuss the “Tit-ular” Red Woman, Sansa Lannister, Boltonfell, the lovable Sand Skanks, and more!  Glasses on, lights off, necklace on!!!

A quick preview of The upcoming, weekly 'Game of Thrones' recap podcast with Doug and Brian.