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🎄✨ “Wait — It’s Still Christmas”

A jingly, good-humored reminder that December 26th is not “the end.”

It’s literally Day Two.

Every year, like clockwork, the same post-Christmas panic erupts:

Lights off.

Ornaments boxed.

Carols replaced with gym ads.

Trees on life support (or already in the garage).

But here’s the thing nobody rushing into “back-to-normal” seems to realize:

👉 Christmas is twelve days long.

👉 We are barely getting started.

👉 Epiphany is still miles down the road.

The Church doesn’t slam the door shut on the 25th—

she opens it.

Day after day after day of feasting, rejoicing, lingering in the glow of the Incarnation.

That’s what this track celebrates:

a playful musical eye-roll at the world’s premature shutdown of joy.

🎶 “Wait — It’s Still Christmas”

A sleigh-bell-soaked reminder to keep the lights on, keep the tree up, and keep celebrating like Christians who know the season isn’t over just because Walgreens says so.

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The Magi haven’t even left their house yet. #short

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🎄✨ “Prophecies in the Straw” — A Christmas Morning Proclamation in Song

A joyful, Scripture-soaked reminder that the Child in the manger is the fulfillment of every ancient hope.

From the moment the star rose over Bethlehem, the quiet straw of a feed-trough became the meeting place of centuries of prophecy and the God who keeps His promises.

Micah said the Ruler would come from Bethlehem (Mic 5:2).

Isaiah foretold a Virgin who would bear God-With-Us (Isa 7:14) and a Child called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Prince of Peace (Isa 9:6).

Daniel counted the very timeline (Dan 9:24–26).

Isaiah promised a Messiah who would open blind eyes and heal the broken (Isa 35:4–5).

David sang of One whose hands and feet would be pierced (Ps 22) and whose body would not see corruption (Ps 16).

Zechariah foretold a King who would come humble, and later be looked upon by those who pierced Him (Zech 9:9; 12:10).

Psalm 110 declared the exalted Lord at God’s right hand.

And on Christmas morning, every one of these ancient threads converges in a newborn Child wrapped in swaddling cloth and laid in a manger.

That’s what this song celebrates.

🎶 “Prophecies in the Straw”

A Christmas hymn for cradle Catholics, converts, Bible nerds, lovers of Scripture, and anyone who wants to rejoice that God keeps His promises in the fullness of time.

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🎄 Merry Christmas!

May the Child who fulfills every prophecy fill your home with the peace the world cannot give.

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📜🔥 NEW SONG DROP

“We Stand For The Gospel” — Peter’s Barque

For some reason, it’s still fashionable to say:

“The Catholic Church discourages people from reading the Bible.”

Which is impressive… because it’s wrong at literally every level.

St. Jerome — the man who translated the Bible for the Western Church — said:

“Ignorance of Scripture is ignorance of Christ.”

At every single Mass, Catholics hear Scripture proclaimed aloud — and when the Gospel is read, we stand, because Christ Himself is speaking.

The Church didn’t hide the Bible.

She canonized it, translated it, preserved it, proclaimed it, and even offers an indulgence for reading it prayerfully.

Oh — and if you think Catholics don’t read Scripture, someone should probably tell Fr. Mike Schmitz, who walked millions of people through the entire Bible in a year… on purpose… out loud… online.

This song exists because bad history keeps getting repeated loudly.

And sometimes the response needs a beat, a hook, and a little snark.

🎶 “We Stand For The Gospel”

— a track for Catholics, converts, Scripture nerds, and anyone tired of hearing the same tired myth.

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📜🔥 NEW SONG: “Two Guys Standing on a Bridge”

A snarky theological riff based on a classic Emo Phillips joke — NOT on real despair, real self-harm, or anything of the sort.

Before anything else:

Actual suicide is not a joke.

If you or someone you love is struggling, please reach out.

Help is real. Hope is real. You matter.

🆘 If you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, please call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.

You are loved. You are wanted. You are not alone.

This track plays on one of the funniest comedy bits ever written — the escalating “What denomination are you?” sketch where two Christians narrow themselves into absurd sub-sub-sub-tribes… until one finally cries “Heretic!” and pushes the other off the bridge.

It’s satire about division, not despair.

It’s a commentary on how quickly Christians can go from

“We believe in the same God!”

to

“Ah, but which Council of 19-whatever did you affirm?”

— as if Jesus instituted a free-for-all instead of a Church.

The humor exposes the ridiculousness of theological fragmentation,

the endless multiplying labels,

and the instinct to excommunicate each other

over distinctions too small to see without a microscope and a headache.

🎶 “Two Guys Standing on a Bridge” — out now.

A track for anyone who’s ever watched Christians argue themselves into oblivion and thought,

“Surely… this is not what Jesus meant.”

We’re not doing this for a paycheck — we’re building the Kingdom.

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“The Art of Veneration: No, Catholics Don’t Worship Statues” — The Song Smashes the Idolatry Myth for Good

Every few weeks, like liturgical clockwork, someone confidently declares:

“Catholics worship statues!”

“Images are idols!”

“God hates religious art!”

And every time, the internet nods along

as if this weren’t contradicted

by the Bible

the Church

and two thousand years of Christian practice.

Here’s what the meme-culture theologians never mention:

God Himself commanded sacred images.

Moses didn’t invent the bronze serpent — God did.

Solomon didn’t freestyle cherubim, pomegranates, and carved angels — God ordered it.

Beauty wasn’t banned. Idolatry was.

And Deuteronomy 4:15?

The verse everyone misquotes?

God literally says Israel couldn’t make an image of Him because

“you saw no form.”

No form = no image.

Then the impossible happened:

God took on a form.

Jesus — the image of the invisible God.

The Incarnation didn’t just redeem humanity —

it redeemed art.

That’s why the early Church filled catacombs with frescoes,

raised mosaics that preached the Gospel,

and carved the saints into stone:

the “catechism of the illiterate,”

truth for the eyes

when the tongue couldn’t teach it yet.

Meanwhile…

You can build a forty-foot Lincoln,

carve presidents into a mountain,

or fly a giant Garfield balloon down Manhattan —

no one screams “IDOLATRY!”

But carry Mary in a procession?

Suddenly everyone’s a part-time biblical scholar with a minor in “Graven Images 101.”

Images aren’t idols.

They’re reminders.

They’re witnesses.

They’re windows into heaven

— the family photos of the Kingdom.

This track exists for one reason:

to put the “statue worship” myth in its grave once and for all.

🎶 “No, Catholics Don’t Worship Statues” — out now.

A track for Scripture nerds, history lovers, and anyone exhausted by the internet confusing art with apostasy.

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📜🔥 NEW SONG: “FACT: You Believe In Purgatory”

A snarky theological reality check for anyone who thinks they don’t.

Most Christians say, “I don’t believe in purgatory.”

But then they say…

“Of course nobody dies perfect.”

And also…

“Of course people in heaven are perfect.”

And right there — in that tiny, unavoidable gap —

they just admitted the whole doctrine.

If you die imperfect

and enter heaven perfect,

then something happened in between.

Call it cleansing.

Call it healing.

Call it finishing the race.

Call it washing your robes white in the blood of the Lamb.

We just call that moment purgatory.

Not a third destination.

Not a mini-hell.

Just the final sweep of grace

before the Wedding Feast.

Luke 12 teaches it.

Paul teaches it.

The early Church lived it.

And you… probably believe it already.

🎶 “FACT: You Believe In Purgatory” — a track for cradle Catholics, converts, Scripture nerds, and anyone who thinks the afterlife only has two rooms.

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📜✨ “Imago Dei & Human Rights”

A snarky, metaphysics-soaked reminder that human rights didn’t fall out of the sky — they sprang from a single explosive revelation:

You bear God’s image.

And the modern world is still coasting on that shockwave.

Some folks love to say, “Equality is obvious.”

Really?

Nothing about it is obvious.

Look at humanity for five seconds:

taller / shorter, stronger / weaker, brilliant / not-so-brilliant.

The most self-evident truth is that we are not equal in any natural sense.

To get equality, you need something super-natural —

something no pagan myth ever stumbled within a mile of.

Because in the old stories?

We were cosmic jokes, factory workers for irritable gods,

or the accidental runoff of divine misbehavior.

Not one myth dared to say,

“You carry God’s image.”

Then Scripture detonated in the ancient world:

“Let Us make man in Our image.”

A sentence that toppled tyrannies, lifted slaves,

and rewired civilization from the inside out.

Human rights aren’t self-evident.

They’re Judeo-Christian.

Full stop.

And every time the secular world invokes equality,

it’s quoting Genesis with the citation scrubbed off.

🎶 “Imago Dei” — out now.

A track for anyone who wants to remember

why humans actually matter.

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