Ask Me Everything

Ask Me Everything

By Ashley CassedayComedyImprov
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Ask Me Everything episodes

  • Jabba the Slut

    Hello! You've just stumbled into a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

     

    • What would be the worst thing to dress up as for Halloween if it HAS to be the sexy version

     

    • What is your favorite theory regarding UFOs and Aliens that you’ve ever heard?

     

    • Imagine you woke up one day and everything single one of *something* disappeared from the face of the earth.  What would be the scariest thing to disappear and how would people react?

     

    • What do you believe is a crime against food?

     

    • Court Appointed Question: Whats scarier:  Finding out that your significant other used to be in a cult or finding out that they were in a secret society in their ivy league alma mater?

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    32 min
  • Washington Irving's Kink

    Hello! You've just stumbled into a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

     

    • What is the scariest thing mankind has ever created?
    • Listener Question : Do you think you have ever witnessed pure evil?
    • What is your favorite Urban Legend?
    • What fucked up shit have you overheard or seen while at a bar/restaurant?
    • Who is the most notorious serial killer ever?

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    31 min
  • Coming Out of the Coffin

    Hello! You've just stumbled into a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

     

    • If you HAD to be one of the classic movie monsters, which one would it be and why?
    • Listener Question from Dave: You crash off the winter river bridge and die, you now haunt your apartment.  A new young couple moves in that LOVE ghosts-- but you hate them.  Your caseworker says you have to get rid of them on your own.  How do you scare them away?
    • What villain in a kids show/movie was surprisingly dark?
    • Someone tells you that there is one cryptid that absolutely exists.  It's now indisputable.  Which one would you assume it was?
    • Court Appointed Question: You are turned into a vampire.  At one point would your personality cease to evolve?

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    31 min
  • Looking For My Smoke Mom

    Hello! You've just stumbled into a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

     

    • What is something that is louder than it has to be?
    • What is something you were warned about when you were younger that you now think may have been exaggerated?
    • What is one thing you are always willing to pay the extra price for?
    • What's a recurring nightmare you have?
    • Court Appointed Question: Who is a better kisser? Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg?

    Follow us on Instagram @askmeeverythingpodcast or give us a call at 818-252-9641 to play along and answer the questions yourselves! 

     

    35 min
  • Blind Squirrels are Right Twice a Day

    Hey there!  You've just stumbled onto a conversation already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • If every insect suddenly became the size of a horse which will be the biggest threat to humanity?  Which one would individually fuck you up the most/would you be the most scared to fight one on one?

    • Listener Question from Jamie C. : If you both could have any career in the world, what would it be and why?
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    • Listener Voicemail from Lindsay: Do you like human names for a pet cat?  What kinds of interesting names would you give a cat?
    • What movie had a great concept but was executed poorly??  How would you have made it better?

    • What common advice do young people receive that is actually terrible advice?
    • LIGHTNING ROUND - Skates or Blades? Finger in your ear or a finger in your bellybutton? Breathe under water or be inflammable? Stuck alone on desert island or stuck on a snowy mountain with a friend? Twizzlers or Red Vines?  Toilet Paper: Folded or Crumpled?

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    32 min
  • Sammy Davis Sophomore

    Hey there!  You've just stumbled onto a conversation already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • If you had enough money to build your dream house, what’s a strange room/feature you’d include?  Go crazy.

    • Listener Voicemail: If you could have any mythical beast as a mode of transportation which one would it be? - Ben Voelker
    • Listener Question: If you had surgery to enlarge one part of your body (not your penis) what would it be and why? -Sabrina Thompson
    • Listener Questions DOUBLE:

      • What is your origin story? I wanna know how our working class heroes met! - Beka

      •  How did we know we were meant to be? -Caitlyn

    • For reasons... I want a garlic bread poster.  Where can I get one?

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    31 min
  • Put Your Hands in the Sound

    Hey there!  You've just stumbled onto a conversation already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • You can implement one new feature to the human body.  What is it?
    • You've been cursed by a witch to say only one short phrase for the rest of your life.  But you get to choose what the phrase is.  What is your phrase?
    • What movie should be made into a ride and what kind of ride/what features would you want on it?
    • What is an adult problem that you were not prepared for?
    • Where have all the cowboys gone?

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    31 min
  • Some Pig!

    Hey there!  You've just stumbled onto a conversation already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • You have five minutes to hide a paperclip in your house.  A detective has 24 hours to find it.  If he doesn’t you get $10,000.  Where are you hiding it?
    • Listener Question from Addie: If you could give up something important to you in order to talk to someone who has passed what would you give up and who would you talk to?
    • What movie would be over in ten minutes if the main character wasn’t such a fool?
    • You die and the first thing you see in the afterlife are three buttons.  Next Level, Spectate & Restart.  Which one do you press and why?
    • People are saying Apple is making a car.  If they did, knowing what we know about iPhones, how much is not going to be included with the purchase and what are the major inconveniences going to be?
    • Quora Question: What do you do after you ask someone out please hurry with answers

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    33 min
  • Man in the Streets, Horse in the Sheets

    Hey there, you've just stumbled onto a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • What conspiracy theories do you think are too logical to ignore?
    • Do you think that a baby centaur would suck on the horse nipples or the human nipples?  Why?
    • You have the option to delete one thing from Earth.  What is it?
    • What would be the best food to swim in?

    Take a shot at answering these questions yourself on Instagram @askmeeverythingpodcast or leave us a voicemail at 818-252-9641!

    30 min
  • Charcuterie for Babies

    Hey there, you've just stumbled onto a conversation that's already in progress.  This is Ask Me Everything and this week we asked:

    • Aside from "Free Candy" what would have to be written on the side of a creepy white van for you to hop in?
    • In what movie did you like the bad guy more than the good guy?
    • All of the cereal box characters enter a colosseum.  Only one leaves.  Who is the ultimate cereal killer?
    • What did the "weird kid" in your school do that you will never forget?
    • Whats a better way to spend a Sunday?  At work making money? Or at home on a nice day... but you are stuck in a tire swing?

    Take a "swing" at answering these questions yourself on Instagram @askmeeverythingpodcast or leave us a voicemail at 818-252-9641!

    30 min

About Ask Me Everything

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You've just stumbled onto a conversation already in progress! Welcome to Ask Me Everything, the podcast for thought-provoking questions and spontaneous answers to life's most important questions, such as, "What do you think dinosaurs taste like?"