Greetings! In today's episode, we'll be learning how to be a good wife. (This is purely for entertainment purposes!) I'll be reading from the 1913 book "Don'ts for Wives" by Blanche Ebbutt. Thanks for tuning in! :) Please send me your feedback: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/ I'm also on the Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/ASMRusleepy

Heyo! Hear all about the colors of the rainbow (well, sort of). Thank-you for listening. :) Please let me know your feedback! Send me an email at: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

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Hi! I'm taking it back old school tonight with nursery rhymes. My mom used to read to me from, "Dean's Gift Book of Nursery Rhymes" which is what I'm using tonight. Thanks for listening! :) Please tell all your friends! Send me your feedback: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

Hello! Who doesn't love Dwight?! Listen as I read some of his best quotes. Thanks for tuning in! :) Please send me your feedback to: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

*BONUS EPISODE* Hey! Does Kimmy make you happy too? Listen as I read some of her song lyrics. Thanks for tuning in! :) Please send me your feedback to: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

Hiya! Listen to me read about the ever important vitamin B12 from the text, "Staying Healthy with Nutrition" by Elson Haas. (Apparently, I can't pronounce "absorption.") Thank-you for listening! :) Please let me know what you think of my podcast. Send an email to: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

Hi! It's a cold open today featuring the background purrs of my beautiful cat, Magi. (I hope podcast fame doesn't go to his head.) I'm reading poems from the book, "I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats" by Francesco Marciuliano. Thanks for listening! :) Send me an email with your feedback to: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram and show me pics of your cats: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

Heya! Who knew labels would make a great (BORING) episode? Thank-you to my bestie for her suggestion. :) And thank YOU for listening! Send me an email with your feedback: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram and we can become friends: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/

Hello! Listen to me go on and on about magical, mystical, rocks. I just wanted to add, I feel like an idiot because I said "correlation" instead of "conjuction." Whoops! I swear I'm half-way intelligent. Thanks for tuning in! :) Please email me your feedback at: [email protected] Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asmrusleepy709/followers/