#ThePussycatOfLannister A Haiku of Ice & Fire: What a shitty stache But lansel is getting ass Weak weak girly man Hey guys, apologies for the audio quality on this one…Spectrum is a garbage internet provider, but the only one that we here where we live… Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts […]

#Meera01 A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Magic isn’t real well, I mean, except that kind I’m a hypocrit Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books […]

#GriffinsAndDragonsAndZorsesOhMy A Haiku of Ice & Fire: what a cool city griffins, dragons and zorses ducksauce wants her vag Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books […]

#TickleMeNot A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Ooooh tickle me now Oh no no no not like that well that really sucks Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice […]

#Impecile A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Cersei is happy at the others misfortunes cletus fucking frey Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by […]

#DontBeHasty A Haiku of Ice & Fire: I love this sea bitch Theon couldn’t handle her Ewww…don’t grab her tits Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire […]

#AtTheMudpitOfMadness A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Oh sweet Gilly weed Please Lord Snow let me blow you Put a ring on it Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of […]

#ThePissingContest A Haiku of Ice & Fire: I still love Renly isn’t my…ahem…army so huge Loras thinks it’s huge Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books […]

#KeepinUpWithTheJojens A Haiku of Ice & Fire: It’s about time Reeds we swear by ice and fire…what??? fuck the shitty Freys Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and […]

#SweetCerseiPie A Haiku of Ice & Fire: a boring chapter really not much going on Cersei is pissed off Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books […]