#NoSeppukuForYou A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Drogo in trouble Ser Jorah is a badass Rhaego is coming Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter […]

#KittenAndTheWolf A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Pitched battle in dark Many great sons have fallen Robb’s dick is biggest Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire […]

#PaperVictory A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Shae fucks her new man The Giant of Lannister Robb fucks Tywin hard Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire […]

#TisButAFleshWound A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Raper no raping The Khal is in rough shape Lots of sweet sweet slaves Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and […]

#ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Stroking his long claw Jon’s new sword is hard as steel Maester Aemon rocks Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and […]

#RumpleFreySkin A Haiku of Ice & Fire: We must pass the twins Frey is a shit bannerman Cat sucks at dealing Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and […]

#DeepDeepUnderTheKeep A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Ned the broken man Feverish in his dark cell Bring him Sansa’s head ** NOTE: There is some shitty audio quality in the middle of the show – I don’t know why – my apologies, I tried my best to get rid of it ** Welcome to the […]

#TheToddlerOnTheThrone A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Lord Slynt sucks King dick Maester Lannister sucks bad Barriston gets screwed Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books […]

#InTheBeginningThereWasChella A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Tywin is the man The mountain men sure like cocks Edmure Tully sucks Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire […]

#4StarCatelyn A Haiku of Ice & Fire: Robb is playing war His mommy comes to help him Cat Tully sounds smart Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood, Lady Wyvern and Widow Wolfsbane.  Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and […]