#Seasick Haiku: I don’t like this boat Here I sit broken hearted Cuddle the old guy Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#TooManyDicks Haiku: Hello Ser – Lady Yes, my dick is nimble No, don’t tell Tarly Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#FeminineWiles Haiku: The slutty princess Manipulating her knight With that sweet sweet kiss Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we are breaking […]

#BrokenTower Haiku: Go ahead burn it We don’t need no tower Let that fucker burn Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#deMOCKracy Haiku: Yep, still wandering Town to town for no reason I feel so useless Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#SadSongs Haiku: When is a lie good When it serves your purposes And shuts up Robert Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#Repeat Haiku: Yep, still wandering Town to town for no reason I feel so useless Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week we […]

#JustStandingHere Haiku: Now I stand my watch Wondering what might have been And who she’s fucking Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This week […]

#TinFoilQueen Haiku: Lets take a long trip Into the mind of madness She needs a foil hat Welcome to the Ironwood Network Book Club with your hosts Maester Ironwood and Septa Ironwood. Every week we are going to walk you through George RR Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books chapter by chapter. This […]