Assumptions

By Smosh

Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.... more

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Assumptions episodes:

March 25, 2026 Smosh Asks AN INVENTOR ft. Simone Giertz
They say there are no stupid questions... Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items.
0:00 Intro
3:24 What is the difference between an engineer and an imagineer?
4:53 Sponsor!
5:54 Has another Youtuber ever beat you to an idea?
7:41 Is it difficult to watch people use tech jargon in media?
8:36 Do you ever picture yourself in overalls with oil all over them?
13:15 How do you go from idea to product?
19:02 Why do people build robots?
19:58 Do you have to warn your neighbors about what you do?
22:29 Is the career path for most engineers Lockheed Martin?
25:10 Have you ever been to a swim up bar?
25:49 Why are printers so bad?
29:38 What if you made a hanging folder?
30:02 Can you use noise cancellation to mute the sound of a fart?
36:39 Is there an ethical way to a Pokéball?
37:49 Can whacking a machine with a wrench actually fix it?
40:48 Are there any good "As Seen on TV" products?
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WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
@simonegiertz // https://www.instagram.com/simonegiertz/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna
Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
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44min
March 11, 2026 Fashion Bros Need To Be Stopped | Assumptions
This… “stuff”? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. Get started today at https://StitchFix.com/Assumptions and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items.
0:00 Intro
5:51 Crocs are not fashionable
7:13 Sponsor!
8:15 The performative male meme was engineered to stifle men from being creative
10:48 People are sick of there being a “color of the year”
12:10 People are too fixated on bringing back a year or decade
13:13 You can’t wear a band tee if you’re not a fan of them
15:07 Navy or brown doesn’t go with black
17:36 People should stop getting plastic surgery
19:48 Clothes only look good If you’re in perfect shape
21:15 Textures, beads, & feathers will make a comeback in 2026
22:22 Grow up and buy some leather shoes, stop wearing Nikes
24:00 More clubs should gatekeep people’s clothes at the door
25:19 Men should learn how to properly wear a skirt
26:36 Cringe or Ironic?
PODCAST:
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
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WHO YOU HEAR
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
bbno$ ( @bbnomoney ) // https://www.instagram.com/bbnomula/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director, Smoshalike: Mike Criscimagna
Producer, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
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38min
February 25, 2026 The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions
The thing about America is...
0:00 Intro
3:53 The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely bizarre
7:01 Americans are uncultured, intolerant, self absorbed, and all own guns
9:07 Fast food outside of America is considered a treat
12:10 Americans are so entitled wanting to use their currency in a foreign country
15:08 Tipping in America isn’t optional
19:23 Americans all ride the school bus, have lockers, and love to eat steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes
22:14 It’s impossible to live in America without driving
24:53 America is very loud and noisy
28:11 Most Americans avoid going to the hospital or doctor unless extremely serious
33:34 Americans assume people around the world learn English to move here or speak to them
37:15 Americans don’t realize how Americanized the rest of the world is
41:05 Americans don’t know the difference between Australia and Austria
41:18 40% of Americans can’t name the 7 continents
41:35 Damien will apologize for us all on our American behalf
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WHO YOU SEE
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/
@hbomberguy // https://www.instagram.com/harrisbomberguy/
WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: James Hull
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
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43min
February 11, 2026 Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions
Dating is cooked. Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!
0:00 Intro
2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it
5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again
6:53 Sponsor!
7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy
9:58 Dating culture has become performative
12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one
15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date
18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating
22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion
26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single
28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 30
30:37 Love at first sight does not exist
33:14 Soulmates aren’t real
36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friends
PODCASTS:
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
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WHO YOU HEAR
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/
Ashby Florence ( @ASHBY ) // https://www.instagram.com/ashby/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
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39min
December 22, 2025 We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas
Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!

PODCASTS:
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

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WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com

WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: James Hull
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: David Alvarez
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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0:00 Intro
1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd
3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long
6:28 Sponsor!
7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?
11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings
12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas
13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas
15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge
16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol
20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies
21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas
23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge
25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time
30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts
35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings
37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying
38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?
43:09 Our present
...more
48min
November 26, 2025 Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles
Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!

PODCASTS:
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https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

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WHO YOU HEAR
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/
Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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0:00 Intro
0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD
2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups
6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex
8:46 Sponsor!
9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender
15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work
19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue
23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly
26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :(
28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties
30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days
33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations
35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before
35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed
36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist
...more
42min
November 12, 2025 Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe
Are we good roommates?

PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro
1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story
5:29 Sponsor!
6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish
10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop
13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own
17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart
20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family
22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over
23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave
24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning
25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing
27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable
29:08 Sharing etiquette is so important
30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC
35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected!

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WHO YOU SEE
Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/

WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Simone WIlliams
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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40min
October 29, 2025 Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories
Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!

PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro
2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them
5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past
6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence
9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP
11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design
15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am
16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now
18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing
25:51 Halloween is good
26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in
30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens
34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something
36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays
37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen
40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar

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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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43min
October 15, 2025 Comparing Our Party Experiences
Party on you, party on you...

PODCASTS:
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https://bit.ly/ISADWApple
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro
2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time
5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating
6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences
8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard
11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it
15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize
16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play
18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time
21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party
24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up
26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties
28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself
30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough
31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out
35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are
37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?
38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye
40:19 We should all celebrate more
40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about you

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WHO YOU HEAR
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/
Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
Post Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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42min
October 01, 2025 Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online
Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!

PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV

0:00 Intro
1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch
2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on
4:54 Sponsor!
5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang
8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance
11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI
14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately
16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids
17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building
19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game
22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones
25:08 All viral trends are dangerous
26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses
27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number
29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free
30:39 My grandma loves the internet
34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you to

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike

WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com

WHO YOU SEE
Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/
Kal ( @funkyfrogbait ) // https://www.instagram.com/funkyfrogbait/

WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman

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