WE'RE BACK BABY! Did you miss us?! Rosanne and I took a much needed break - both intentionally and unintentionally. 2020 has been a doozy and sometimes you just have to take a step back and reflect on life. We talk about life lessons from plants and animals, setting and respecting boundaries, and narcissism/gaslighting. It's been awhile, heauxs. Thanks for sticking with us!

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It was fate that our twentieth episode fell on 4/20 (this is going to release later so it still counts).  We hope all you stoners celebrated the holiest of days safely in your home with loved ones! Also, HAPPY TAURUS SZN HEAUXS!! Time to kick back, relax and not feel bad about it. We’re still trying to crank out some episodes as best as we can, thank you for bearing with us and our sporadic recordings! Loren and I appreciate the heck outta you guys and we promise we’re gonna be more active on our social media. Don’t be shy and drop us a “hey what’s better: cruchwrap supreme or a chalupa?”. Stay safe y’all <33

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Day… 13? 23? 57? I know it’s not just me and Loren who have felt the blur of days just merge into one long month, but we’re still here! Trying to get some normalcy in our lives and decided to record an episode on quarantine dating, finding the time to do some shoved out hobbies, and calling out hypocrites on social media. Thank you for continuing to listen to us and we hope that you can find some light in this dark time through our annoying ass rants. We love you! 

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Rosanne and I are checking in to talk about the COVID-19 pandemic, social distancing, and how things have been this crazy fast week. It's a bit scary and uncertain right now, but ~we're all in this together~! Practice social distancing. Stay safe at home. And just don't be an asshole!

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Do you have a fondness for trash? Do you have black circles under your eyes? Is thy a raccoon? Loren and I are sitting on top of trash mountain, happily watching "Love Is Blind" and we're here to unpack our love for this horrible show. Join us on our Instagram and share your thoughts on the show, we love talking to other raccoons <3 

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VIBE CHECK! We are in the thick of Mercury retrograde heauxs (is everyone okay?) and Loren and I are sharing how we like to wind down take care of ourselves. Self care can take many forms; some like to take a warm bath while others indulge in true crime documentaries. Feel free to share with us how you guys like to relax/wind down! You know where to find us :)

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Friendships, to dating, to missed Postmates orders... ghosting can happen in any relationship! Loren and I have done our fair share of ghosting and have been on the receiving end as well and we're here today to share our experiences n thots (hehe). If you guys have any ghosting stories you'd like to share with us, send us a DM! 

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We gonna get crunk up in this b*tch, that b*tch being Mercury retrograde! Things to expect during mercury retrograde: miscommunication, things/people from your past resurfacing, impulsive decisions, etc. but not to fear! Draw up your boundaries now and listen to our episode to get yourselves ready for these trying times :-) rawr xD 

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Goodbye Cappy szn... hello Aquarius szn! In this episode, Loren and I wanted to spread the love and knowledge of our fellow Aquariuans (not the devolved men)! The wild card of the zodiac signs, there's a lot to expect this coming szn so get your tea ready y'all. 

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