This week we have a pre-recorded episode with our amazing guests all the way from Sydney! Kitty (Taurus) and Ally (Pisces) who you might recognize from our famous Daddy Issues and The Big Roast episodes. Kitty is an amazing Tarot reader, and she is here to serve us all the tea. Ally is a wise Pisces who serves tops the tea up. Can you manipulate your friends using Tarot? are Tarot cards racist? and why is everyone obsessed with Astrology and spirituality?!
ALSO there is so much background noises, sorry! People were literally playing The Corrs and murdering someone next door. Bear with us.

Follow Kitty @thebigreveal and Ally @allygarrett they are amazing

The tide is high but we’re holding on! And we even have a new way to disassociate. Tune in to learn about the Natalie Portman method. Other than that, it is a Mercury Retrograde episode so a description won’t cut it. Just listen.

We also mention @idanmatalon and @kayxstars check her out she’s amazing.

Holy fucking shit if you look up in the sky everything seems normal but actually shit is going DOWN!
We have Cancer season, Mercury retro, eclipses and what not. But we're still here, showing up and doing our best to keep money safe, and have our daily coffee. We also discuss the 5 love languages, and maybe some hate languages as well? as we often say about our episodes, it's a weird one, but hey, it's the stars' fault. k bye.

Pride Month is here and we got some tea. Is straight pride the same as Leo pride? Are Cancerians funny? Why do everyone hate on Kim K for doing the most obvious thing as a Libra and studying law??? Also, we obviously have a Britney update for you.

This one is a bit messy, so buckle up for a bumpy ride.

We have a brand new fresh outta the oven episode for you!!! With the help of the miracle that is called the Internt, we managed to record our first overseas episode of Astrology Roast!
We are talking about Gemini season which is hitting us all like a slap in the face, Keren many many Gemini jobs, we also talk about fragile masculinity, Eurovision and Jerusalem pride!
TUNE IT WE MISSED YOU ALL

What is the connection between the bible and Astrology? Nicki (Libra) is here to try and help us understand. This week we explore the representation of Lilith, her story and her role in people's charts. She is a boss ass bitch and it's super interesting. Also, what's the deal with women in the bible. And is god a Leo? Was king David gay? Was Jesus gay? is God gay? so many questions will be answered on this episode.
Join us for a roller-coaster of faith, fate, and memories of religious education. And a mini zoo.

Our couch is gone. Our beautiful comforting Leo couch has been taken by a hipster couple. This week on Astrology Roast we are talking about grief, and the different stages it can manifest in life. Later this week Etai (Aries) is leaving Australia after nearly 4 years, and our way of dealing with it is of course, talking about it. We are taking a trip down memory lane, what are some our our favourite moments living in this special neighborhood and how the fuck do we move on!!!
Have no worries, the podcast is still running, just changing a bit. Thanks for tuning in.
Love you all x

Targeted ads, Netflix, google, Instagram, Bitcoin, technology and the internet (ruled by Mercury) are an integral part of our lives. Good or bad? depends who you ask. We actually love it, and can't wait for the government to take our finger prints and steal our identities. The meme world is celebrating fictional characters and assign them with star signs based on their characteristics. This week we are naming (and shaming?) some of our favourite fictional characters and their star sign!

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As promised, we tried to find ourselves in a nudity-optional festival on a Libra full moon, and boy did we find ourselves. We definitely found something. Keren (Gemini) is investing in bitcoin these days! Tune in this week as we explore the themes of fake consent, stepping outside of your comfort zone, weird workshops, and of course - ANXIETY!

Happy Easter and Pesach Sameach everyone! Holidays, fun and relaxing as they may be, can sometimes also induce some anxiety. Especially ones which require hanging out with your family or singing songs about how someone is trying to kill us every year, like the Jewish holiday Passover. However, we are here to break it down, while answering some hard hitting questions such as what star sign are the pants from The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants? or does Crossroads pass the Bechdel test? (yes) and how can you tell the difference between anxiety and intuition?