Astrology Sucks

We have a very special, brilliant guest on this week to continue our talks about this upcoming election and the astrology behind it. Astrologer, author, podcast host, and general light Aliza Kelly talks to us more about Biden and Harris's charts, and we get into some pretty interesting debates about the future. Enjoy this episode, and everyone stay rested during this Mars Retrograde! 

Aliza Kelly: @alizakelly // http://alizakelly.com

Hey E-Cult! It's the last round of the sign roast episodes and we finish strong with Virgo SZN and our special guest, Virgo astrologer Max Hiigli! We talk all things Virgo and Virgo season, and go off in long form in true Mercury fashion. We also can't have this episode without roasting the Virgo Pluto generation...aka our parents! We hope you enjoy this supercharged episode and have a safe and healthy Virgo season!

Twitter: @SucksAstrology

Here we go, E-Cult, the moment we've been waiting for since early primaries and our first Political Astrology episode, we finally have an official Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential Candidate in Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. We discuss the candidates' charts, politics at large, voting, and make predictions based on what might be coming up in the election cycle with astrology in mind. 

Twitter: @SucksAstrology

Hey E-Cult! This episode we take a look at the transits August contains such as Mercury in Leo, Venus in Cancer, Mars in Aries, and of course the outer planets still pummeling through Capricorn. We find some reasons to laugh, talk a lot about cuddling, and of course wonder how the revolution will truly begin. 

Twitter: @SucksAstrology

It is time for the lion to take over! This Leo SZN we brought on the amazing Pao of @paostrology! We get all the best Leo intel from the Leo stellium queen herself, talk reality TV and shoot the fire sign shit. It's a fire sign party this episode! Hope you enjoy your Leo SZN and stay safe out there E-Cult!

Pao: @paostrology; paostrology.com

We have finally decided to address the "13th sign" aka Ophiuchus, and oh man do Six and Shannon have a lot of opinions! We discuss its origins, why it is constantly brought up, and Shannon has a mild identity crisis wondering if she truly is Ophiuchus. Or is that the edible talking? Enjoy this goofy episode and stay safe, E-Cult!

Twitter: @SucksAstrology

Hey all you cool crabs and crustaceans, it's Cancer season and we are celebrating in style with one of our favorite crabs, Cancer stellium angel astrologer Amber Jay! We talk all things Cancer and go very in depth as any water sign should. We talk Girl Scouts, nostalgia, time travel, and care and really are blessed by Amber's knowledge. Between the three of us, we cover personal Cancer placements from the Sun all the way to Mars! We give every Cancer placement their due time. Enjoy this episode and the rest of Cancer season! Love ya, E-Cult!

Amber: @ambercjay

Happy Pride E-Cult! Oh, wait, what? It's July? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over us keeping the Pride spirit going with none other than Colin Bedell aka @QueerCosmos!! Colin is the Gemini darling completing our Gemini/Sagittarius polarity, and this episode is the MOST fun! We talk traditional vs. modern astrology, BDE, and go through all the signs at their most queer. We're taking over 4th of July weekend and ready for y'all to join us. Be sure to follow Colin and buy his many books out in bookstores near you!

Colin: @queercosmos

E-Cult, Mercury retrograde has truly been getting the best of us, messing up our recording schedule over and over, so we bring you a Mercury retrograde inspired episode of unpacking a lot of Cancer Mercury retrograde themes. Enjoy the high thoughts of two Sagittarius's with prominent Cancer placements, and get excited for the upcoming episodes that Mercury is making us push back! Love ya!

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Mercury retrograde is back, E-Cult! This time it's in the sign of Cancer, so time to reflect on all things family, feelings, and heritage. Not only that, this retrograde is paired with outer planet retrogrades AND Venus retrograde, so buckle up and prepare for the summer of retrogrades. Six and Shannon also go off on many a Mercury-fueled tangent, and also discuss Mercury retrograde through the houses, and get pretty real during high thoughts. Enjoy it, E-Cult, stay safe!

Twitter: @SucksAstrology