AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

By Aliza Kelly

Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes,

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  1. Number 1: 7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

    IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned. 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip! 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:09:34) What is an uplevel? (00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements (00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements (00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements (00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements (00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns (00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying (00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments) Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  2. Number 2: Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)

    Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up. ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God? Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets! ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week (0:29:16) Journal Prompt (0:30:12) Aries Horoscope (0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope (0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope (0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope (0:41:23) Leo Horoscope (0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope (0:48:29) Libra Horoscope (0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope (0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope (0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope (1:02:43) Pisces Horoscope Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  3. Number 3: Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!)

    The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning to the same life you left in July. Eclipse Season changed things. YOU changed — and we’ve got to tea about it. 🌜 COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ With everything you know TODAY, what do you actually want next? On September 10, the Sun and Moon meet at 18º Virgo, while Venus enters Scorpio and Mercury enters Libra, giving us an extraordinary opportunity to take everything Eclipse Season revealed and turn that wisdom into new intentions, rituals, habits, systems, and possibilities. Let’s pull a tarot card for the week ahead, explore a profound journal prompt, and dive into personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to reveal exactly what YOU should be manifesting under this New Moon. It’s time to make some magic! 🌜 COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:15:21) Journal Prompt (0:15:37) Tarot Card of the Week (0:19:30) Aries Horoscope (0:22:28) Taurus Horoscope (0:25:10) Gemini Horoscope (0:28:20) Cancer Horoscope (0:30:45) Leo Horoscope (0:33:42) Virgo Horoscope (0:37:00) Libra Horoscope (0:40:30) Scorpio Horoscope (0:43:25) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:46:14) Capricorn Horoscope (0:49:13) Aquarius Horoscope (0:52:36) Pisces Horoscope Episode 45. This episode was recorded on August 24, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  4. Number 4: Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!)

    Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major! 🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip! 🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:21:09) Journal Prompt (0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week (0:25:13) Aries Horoscope (0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope (0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope (0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope (0:36:32) Leo Horoscope (0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope (0:44:41) Libra Horoscope (0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope (0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope (0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope (1:03:21) Pisces Horoscope Episode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  5. Number 5: Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)

    Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea! 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:21:35) Journal Prompt (0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week (0:26:20) Aries Horoscope (0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope (0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope (0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope (0:38:57) Leo Horoscope (0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope (0:45:40) Libra Horoscope (0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope (0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope (0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope (1:01:21) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/ You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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