AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

By Aliza Kelly

Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes,

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  1. Number 1: Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)

    Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up. ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God? Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets! ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week (0:29:16) Journal Prompt (0:30:12) Aries Horoscope (0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope (0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope (0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope (0:41:23) Leo Horoscope (0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope (0:48:29) Libra Horoscope (0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope (0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope (0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope (1:02:43) Pisces Horoscope Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  2. Number 2: Week of Sept 21: OMG!!! Intense Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Yes, It's GOING DOWN!)

    HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo… y’know, as if there wasn’t enough going on. What does it mean for YOU? Your horoscope is served, and it’s an absolutely scalding! 🎟️ OCT TOUR (ALMOST SOLD OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🌜 FULL MOON COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 This week, we’re talking about Persephone’s descent into the Underworld, and how we’re all moving into our Queen of Darkness era. And then, the Full Moon in Aries arrives, connecting with Neptune, Uranus, AND Pluto in one absolutely bananas lunations of the year. And just when you think things couldn’t get any hotter, Mars enters Leo through November 25, turning up the volume on confidence, ambition, and our willingness to make a SCENE. Aliza pulls a tarot card, offers a journal prompt for navigating this major turning point, and serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs so you know exactly where this will be heating up for you. Summer may officially be over, but this astrology is coming in HOT. 🎟️ OCT TOUR (ALMOST SOLD OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🌜 FULL MOON COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:08:24) Tarot Card of the Week (0:30:09) Journal Prompt (0:31:00) Aries Horoscope (0:34:58) Taurus Horoscope (0:37:37) Gemini Horoscope (0:40:23) Cancer Horoscope (0:44:03) Leo Horoscope (0:46:50) Virgo Horoscope (0:50:22) Libra Horoscope (0:54:21) Scorpio Horoscope (0:57:17) Sagittarius Horoscope (1:00:41) Capricorn Horoscope (1:03:59) Aquarius Horoscope (1:07:09) Pisces Horoscope Episode 49. This episode was recorded on September 15, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  3. Number 3: 7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)

    IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned. 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip! 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:09:34) What is an uplevel? (00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements (00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements (00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements (00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements (00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns (00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying (00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments) Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  4. Number 4: Week of Sept 28: VENUS RETROGRADE is HERE! — It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! Things Get MESSY!)

    Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get… weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. Plus, we're going back to the last time Venus cruised across this stretch of the sky: October 2018. And that is scalding hot. 🎟️ CHICAGO https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ But Venus Retrograde is so much bigger than exes coming back. Aliza dives into the absolutely wild astronomy, mythology, numerology, and esoTEAricism behind Venus’ 40-day journey from Evening Star to Morning Star — including its ancient connection to Lucifer, the mysterious recurrence of “40 days and 40 nights,” and the FIVE-POINTED PENTAGRAM Venus literally draws across the sky. Okay, witchy era! Plus, Aliza serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs so you know exactly where your own six-week journey of desire, discovery, and transformation is about to unfold. Venus Retrograde isn’t like those other retrogrades, honey. She’s the cool retrograde. The magical retrograde. The WITCHY retrograde. And by the time she’s finished with us? We may never be the same again. Now that’s tea. 🎟️ CHICAGO https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:07:18) Tarot Card of the Week (0:28:14) Journal Prompt (0:29:30) Aries Horoscope (0:31:53) Taurus Horoscope (0:34:52) Gemini Horoscope (0:38:11) Cancer Horoscope (0:41:34) Leo Horoscope (0:44:27) Virgo Horoscope (0:47:44) Libra Horoscope (0:50:46) Scorpio Horoscope (0:53:27) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:56:29) Capricorn Horoscope (0:58:44) Aquarius Horoscope (1:00:55) Pisces Horoscope Episode 51. This episode was recorded on September 21, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  5. Number 5: Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!)

    Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, sex, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may be an aphrodisiac! 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Together, we get into the astrology of attraction, chemistry, and relationships — including why certain birth chart placements may be drawn to affairs, what actually matters when comparing two people’s charts, and different ways to understand compatibility. Aliza breaks down the roles of your Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Rising sign synastry, and why a “perfect” astrological match doesn’t necessarily mean a perfect relationship. Plus, we’re talking retrograde romances, getting back together with an ex, the upcoming Venus Retrograde, and whether secretly pulling someone’s birth chart before the first date is harmless curiosity… or completely unhinged. It’s sexy! It’s scandalous! It’s educational! And,of course, it’s tea. 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:11:18) Question #1: Does your partner need to be into astrology? (00:17:32) Question #2: Why is the best sex of my life always with the WORST people? (00:25:39) Question #3: What is the difference between a synastry chart and a composite chart? (00:33:08) Question #4: Is it okay to get back together during a retrograde? (00:41:26) Question #5: What matters MOST for compatibility — Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars, or Rising? (00:47:22) Question #6: Is checking someone’s birth chart without telling them invasive? Episode 50. This episode was recorded on September 16, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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