Astronomica

We've got a sniper! As Mackie deftly drives the Deathwag defensively, Anton seeks to surreptitiously snipe the sniper. Hilde and Hopper do their own thing, eschewing alliterative action in favor of sending the drone for a closer look and cheering Mackie on respectively. Big Nikki tries to decide if they can avoid committing violence but before they can figure out a kinder path a new danger emerges from the mountains. This combat is full of surprises - and milkshakes? - so strap in for one helluva good time.

Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out some of that true Memphis brand comedy.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!    

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It's a road trip, y'all! As the team heads off to be big damn heroes, they hit a snag when Stardaddy decides we're gonna explore this planet or else. They meet a pretty cool dude who just wants to sell some meat, engage in a few philosophical discussions, and generally enjoy the majesty of the Crosean landscape. If you can read this sign, the robot fell off!

Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out some of that true Memphis brand comedy.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!   

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The title really says it all this week as the crew heads planet side to meet with the surface Croceans. Unfortunately the water transfer hits a snag when it turns out the Croceans are missing a vital part of the exchange: a tanker full of gasoline. It seems a group of giants known only as The Goonies made off with the life-sustaining fuel just the other day and now the thirsty group just needs a random band of heroes to help them out of this tricky situation. Good thing Team Meatbag is here to save the day!

Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out some of that true Memphis brand comedy.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!   

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Now that the crew have a brand new mission to break up all this monotonous relaxation, Anton is pretty sure something suspicious is afoot. Mackie gives Hilde and Anton a stern talking to vis a vis getting too friendly with the Grace. Finally, the team clears up the last of their downtime projects before snagging their new besty, Big Nicki, and heading down to the planet's surface. It's time to f*ck this du-cock, y'all!

Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out some of that true Memphis brand comedy.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!  

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With the Grace badly in need of repairs, Team Meatbag limps out of the Glasir system in the hopes of laying low for a month or two. They wind up on a quaint little planet by the name of Crocea Mors and settle into an honest to Space Clam sky palace if you can believe it. Mackie makes friends with the jovial assistant to the assistant head baker while Anton, Hilde, and Hopper head out for a night on the floating town. Will our erstwhile crew get to enjoy their newfound comfort or is there an adventure hook lurking around every corner? Find out this week on Astronomica!

Guest starring Katrina Coleman. Check out her podcast, You Look Like, on all the platforms plus give her name a google and check out some of that true Memphis brand comedy.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!   

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Welcome to the recap for (most of) our Glasir System arc! If you're looking to get into the show but all that back catalog is too intimidating, we've got you covered with this handy dandy recap. This summary covers everything from our last "Story So Far" until Episode 39 and will tell you pretty much everything you need to know to hit the ground running with our next arc. Enjoy!

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday. You can also head on over to Apple Podcasts and give us a five star review. It really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected].

The theme music for our show includes recordings from the Hubble telescope
Editing done by Kristen Schebler            

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We join the crew mid-battle in this, the concluding part of our Glasir System finale. We'd tell you more but then why would you listen?

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!     

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While Mackie and the Grace shake off the cobwebs from their recent trip down memory lane, the rest of the crew scrambles to reach their battle stations. Anton puts the "ace" in, uh, "space pilot" (look, we never promised to be clever, ok?). Mackie and Theophania try to patch up all these new holes and Hilde works on jamming the three pretech fighters on the ship's tail. It's an honest to goodness ship combat, gentle beings, so strap in, strap up, and strap on for this exciting first part to our Glasir System finale!

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!    

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It's time for the main event! With all other options exhausted, the crew of the Admiral Grace starts chucking grenades at the enveloping Dove of Peace. We have just enough time to figure out that chicken f**king joke from last week's episode title before a massive explosion rocks the ship. Insert joke here about Anton's impending doom and keep your fingers crossed for the rest of the team as we come face to face with the consequences for a whole heap of questionable decisions.

If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love seeing your 5 star reviews over on Apple Podcast; it really helps us spread the word and find even more fantastic audience members just like you. You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have questions, comments, or general observations you can  check us out on our subreddit at /r/AstronomicaPodcast or email them to [email protected]. And finally, if you have enjoyed this show and wish to provide support in a monetary manner, you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com/AstronomicaPodcast. Not only will you enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of helping us foot production costs, you'll also find a number of fantastic extra perks plus get bragging rights with all your nerdiest friends. Thanks as always for listening and we'll see ya next week!   

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