At The Bar

Doctors find cure for a bigger penis (not), Another facebook ban and more lies about Brian.

It was a holiday week, so things started off festive.  Bob got a new roof.  Jason got a new girlfriend.  Brian got good news about his daughter's upcoming surgery.  There was a critical review of the movie Zola, along with $8,000 worth of dicks on the big screen.  The pros and cons of ethanol, the battle against spiders, and chickenshit bingo were discussed as well.

As we prepare for the 4th of July, nothing is as American as popcorn, carrot cake, mezcal, fried chicken feet, and edible insects.  We explore the bizarre world of clear toilets and transparent bathrooms that only become opaque once you enter them, and the problems that could cause if their technology fails.  We also tell the cautionary tales of what happens when you don't reach your porcelain destination in time.  The Spark Brothers movie review led to a discussion of how we haven't noticed a band with 25 albums and then shifted to which Go-Go has aged the best.  Air hand dryers and auto-flush toilets were discussed, along with bathroom tech that has hopefully gone by the wayside in favor of more sanitary options.

We started off late tonight because of a bad stoplight delaying dinner, mainly because the officer on the scene decided against directing traffic and opted to look for the reset button inside the big metal box.  Ghost kitchens operating out of an existing restaurant are popping up everywhere. but you'd never know they aren't real because they only offer delivery.  It's been a long year and a half, and it's continuing to take its toll on our mental health, stretching service providers to their limit, and pushing some beyond what they can handle, both as patients and providers.  We had fun looking back at the Chrysler K-car tonight, with its wood panels and all.  When you think Peloton is done innovating, they do it again, this time with their biggest marketing campaign ever: No products, just a subscription service to pay for.  Terry joined us tonight for a bit, discussing his impending retirement plans and the downside of fondling an alligator in a public place.  The chat was lively as well, with people joining that we don't even know.

Jason‘s out this week, Bob and Brian have a chinwag.

Brian's wife has a new car, he has her minivan, and floor mats were a deal breaker along the way. Bob maximized his movie pass this week by seeing a Bo Gia, a subtitled Vietnamese movie, then got the walking farts leaving the theater after watching Peter Rabbit.  Candy bar ratios and candy economics were discussed, along with fake chicken nuggets, dads aging not so gracefully, trashing toilets away from home, tomorrow's pro wrestling event, blow up dolls, and the Sybian.  If that weren't enough, Jason's trusted beagle cropdusted Brian a few times to spice things up a bit.

We discuss the intricacies of thermostats, the benefits of Smart Hours, In-n-Out burgers, caramel malts, the varieties of bourbons, investing in barrels of bourbon, stress Tourette's,  aging dogs, random calls, old school internet access, Rasputin, the Marquis de Sade, the Jo/Blair debate, McDonald's apple pies, the decline of fries, dating down, and rock band urban legends, then we end up flinging rubber chickens in all directions.

Bob goes off on Kingsford for being around since 1920 and still not having a charcoal bag that is easy to open, then the guys talk about Memorial Day being historically different than the three-day summer kickoff that we've all come to know and love.  For your viewing pleasure, Amazon has some interesting products like anal hooks and a wide variety of home enemas you never knew existed, and the guys pick them apart, put them back together, then shove them up their ass.  Somewhere along the way, Jason's infatuation with Grindr leads to a discussion of the wasteland of online dating.  Last, but not least, they delve into the economics of waxing...not cars, trucks, or boats, but the ever important nose hairs.

Bob and Jason went to see live, local pro wrestling, and had a good time.  Jason and Brian discuss non fungible tokens using Tom Macdonald as an example, and we took a left turn into the whole crypto mining process as everybody wants to get involved with blockchain.  We talked about stupid food like the one chip challenge and the worlds hottest gummy bears.  Mechanically separated chicken and purposely bad food comes up, including a canned cheeseburger Brian would be willing to try, as soon as he trades in his truck and his man card for the minivan of his dreams.

It was all over the place tonight, from brewing beer, home moonshine stills, to hot dog facials.  Marion joins us and gives us a gal's perspective on things. Peloton recall, plus the reason for it, and the much safer Tug Toner made it into the conversation.  Jim Bakker food buckets were criticized, and a bull masturbates for the masses.