If you ever get half a blowjob, it's always the wrong half.  Archaeological dildos, and where to find them.  Unexpected, random hotel sex on road trips.  How to violate a toothbrush and save it for a special occasion.  Starting a night with one date and ending with another.  Sometimes, you just have to stare out a window and sing a patriotic song.

Jason went camping last week and took his dog for the first time, we reminisced about camping trips from our younger years, discussed working at a nursing home as teenagers, then switched gears to debate which old broads we'd still bang.

A trip down memory lane with bad camping experiences, horrible hotels, and talking about Chinese food of days gone by.

First we apologize for the bad audio, we just got together and recorded. We are working on the studio and will be back 03/28/2021 /  2 PM CST.

Finally getting together in the same room....Bob talks barbeque and Jason tells us about his Fantasy of relations with green woman.

We discuss the cereals of our youth, cartoons of years gone by, the unsavory aspects of a vasectomy (hint: it's not the vasectomy), and how not to treat your delivery driver.

Does a bear get shit on in the woods?  Not if he can bite the ass of the lady trying to use the portable toilet he's hibernating in.  Naked Peloton - just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.  Virtual challenge on the Mother Road.

Oh the wonderful Vagina Day , Bob's Fasting tips and Jason's world of knowledge.

Bob talks about gift cards needing a variety , Jason reads some poetry and Brian talks about his trip to walmart.