This week we're talking about Numbers 12-22. We'll see how Moses considers himself the humblest person in the whole world, the Israelites size up the locals and decide the promised land isn't worth it, and Yahweh forgets yet again that people need to drink water to survive.
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This week, we're covering Numbers 1-11, and we're putting the Israelites numbers to the test (they get a zero anyways for not showing their work). As a reward for their loyalty to Yahweh, the Levites get to be Aaron's caddy, but if they look at his stuff, they die. Lastly, we'll find out how your husband's jealousy is your fault. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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It's our 11th episode, so we thought we'd take a quick break to introduce ourselves. We talk a little about ourselves, growing up as Christians, and how we became Atheists. We also talk a bit about what we are trying to do with the podcast and what you can expect from the show. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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In this episode we cover Leviticus 16-27 where we debate whether or not men from 3,000 years ago were trying to condemn pedophiles or gay men.  We're also trying really hard to be good Christians but there's no way to tell if the penalty for fucking an animal should be stoning or getting cancelled. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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In this episode, we cover Leviticus Ch 1-15. We get a closer look at how Aaron and the boys prepare all of the finest sacrifices to Yahweh's tastes. Also, if you were wondering whether you're clean enough for the almighty, you're not, and the priests are here to tell you all the reasons why. No worries, after some solitary confinement, you'll witness the mentally scarring image of an animal, gruesomely slaughtered and dismembered, probably get splattered in the face with some of its blood, and maybe be good to go. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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In this episode we cover Exodus Ch 23-40. God gives the Israelites an Ikea manual for his glamp tent, then he tells Aaron and the boys what they should wear when they come back to his place. Also, Aaron throws the Israelites their first rager and Moses calls the cops. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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This episode, we take a break from Exodus and kick back to watch a really bad Christian movie. In this movie, God, aka Papa, invites a man to spend a weekend glamping at the scene of his daughter's murder. After a series of awkward god jokes, the movie goes through the Frequently Asked Questions for sky-daddy skeptics and manages to address none of them. In the end, it was all a coma-induced fever dream. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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We're back with Exodus Ch. 12-22, and God is trying to gain more followers by killing firstborns and brainwashed Egyptians. Once they reach the dessert, God is confused because the lady at Petsmart never told him how much food and water humans need to survive. Then he gives them 10 impossible rules to follow and a list of punishments for various transgressions. Spoiler, it's mostly execution. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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This episode, we cover Exodus chapters 1-12. God is in Moses' and Aaron's mouths, Aaron has an amazing rod, and Pharaoh gets hardened. Also, Moses and Aaron have a magic duel with the magicians of Egypt, and God murders a ton of children to show off his wonders. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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In this episode we follow the capers of the insufferable Joseph in Genesis 35-50. From being so annoying that his brothers sell him, to him squeezing the life out of Egypt, Joseph has all the qualities God desires in a patriarch. We learn God will smite you for using the pull out method, and in the end Jacob reads his sons to filth. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy

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