Atheists Read the Bible!

Atheists Read the Bible!

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  • The Bible – Genesis 4
    The chapter in which god plays favorites with grand children and handles family mediation poorly.
    Wilomena - the Female Calvinist
    Broc - her Male Presbyterian counterpart
    1 hr 4 min
  • The Bible – Genesis 2

    The chapter where God inexplicably makes everything again, in a different order.

    Special Guest

    Eliezer – The Chasid

    Music By

    Connected Sounds

    Sound  Credits

    Drumroll – Holyghostparty

    AHHHH – random_intruder

    Mentioned links:

    Atra-hasis

    Ba’al Cycle Summary

    Enuma Elish

    Today’s Text

    Comparative Text:  https://biblehub.com/genesis/2-1.htm

    The Creation of Man and Woman

    1Thus the heavens and the earth were completed, and all their hosts. 2By the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. 3Then God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested from all His work which God had created and made.

          4This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made earth and heaven. 5Now no shrub of the field was yet in the earth, and no plant of the field had yet sprouted, for the LORD God had not sent rain upon the earth, and there was no man to cultivate the ground. 6But a mist used to rise from the earth and water the whole surface of the ground. 7Then the LORD God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being. 8The LORD God planted a garden toward the east, in Eden; and there He placed the man whom He had formed. 9Out of the ground the LORD God caused to grow every tree that is pleasing to the sight and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

          10Now a river flowed out of Eden to water the garden; and from there it divided and became four rivers. 11The name of the

    45 min

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