As America gets dumber (by being defensive of the President over NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence) Atomic Rubbish soldiers on with yet another shitty intro.
Dave delves into the shocking results of his Ancestry.com DNA analysis, and the crew tries to figure out how to safely vote in elections via an app, or text... or whatever the hell American Idol uses.
Also, Roadhouse is being remade(?), Tomi Lauren is debating Chelsea Handler, what would Bill Clinton sound like when he's banging Hillary, and what is the chicken of the trees?