Atomic Rubbish

Atomic Rubbish

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Atomic Rubbish episodes

  • Episode 63: Bernie's Back. Where's Gabe?
    We have life advice from Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Who's opening college football game was worse? The Longhorns or the Aggies? And what's up with the United States Men's National Team? The got owned by Costa Rica in a 2018 FIFA qualifier.  
    Dave discovers Americans aren't the only ones with road rage and the guys talk about whether or not Churches should have access to FEMA assistance. Plus Dave teases new artwork for the show.
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 62: Efum Tillday Pu
    With Bernie stuck at work, Dave and Gabe take the reigns while Mighty Marshall tries out for a heavy metal band. 
    The Atomic Rubbish boys take on the artificial gas shortage in the Austin, Texas area, discuss the Game of Thrones Finale and ways people can contribute to Hurricane Harvey disaster relief.  They also debate whether anyone has ever shit themselves while climaxing. 
    Dave gets Gabe laughing with "Real Man" talk, and Gabe brings back his Young and the Restless moment.
    56 min
  • Episode 61: Beer Snobs
    On this episode of the Atomic Rubbish Podcast, the guys yuck it up as Dave has a pre-show meltdown. Gabe and Bernie try to prove to Dave that Lone Star beer, Old Milwaukee, and Pabst Blue Ribbon taste different. The guys anticipate the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight, and answer a question about pants.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 60: One Liners
    Gabe is back. Michael Rapaport rocks the cold open with another rant. Steve Bannon is out! Pat Robertson has an owie. Ric Flair is in the I.C. WOO! What is psoriasis yogurt? What is the Rob Lowe of food? Who is the Diet Coke of Racists, and what is a Hick-spanic? Find out on this week's Episode of the Atomic Rubbish as we try to shellac the worst of pop-culture and current event with what passes for comedy.
    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 59: Social Yelpers
    Dave and Bernie talk about the NFL, Premier League and Austin, TX getting a USL soccer team, though they wonder how much they'll enjoy while surviving a nuclear holocaust if things continue to get out of hand between Donald Trump and Kim Jeong Un.
    They guys also talk about Game of Thrones and why social justice warriors aren't praising the show for the strength of their female characters.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 58: Philosophical Quandries
    Dave has questions. Bernie helps him figure out whether or not Vegans... perform fellatio, and why research scientists are fighting natural selection.
    Dave also reveals a horrendous playlist that would've gotten him killed by Gabe, Bernie and Gillian on their trip to Houston. How bad is it? We'll let you be the judge.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 57: Hungry Yet?
    Gabe is on sabbatical, so Dave and Bernie hold down the fort and talk food, Tex-Mex and pretentious Yelp reviewers. Plus Dave turns 40 and suddenly becomes domesticated?
    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 56: The City Is Yours

    The guys are back from Houston, minus their voices and Dave's car keys. Listen in as they recap their madcap adventures alongside Bernie's chica, Gillian, as they deftly navigate two days of beer, booze, soccer hooligans, and a couple of ass-whippings. The big question is, in the end, did Gabe become a Manchester United and US Men's Soccer Team fan?

    50 min
  • Episode 55: Dave's Legendary Shoes

    Another jacked up intro. This week it's Gabe's turn to go off the rails as he preps for the show's road trip to the Manchester Derby in Houston. 

    Bernie and Gabe attend a live podcast while Dave had the privilege to see Chris D'Elia from behind a fedora.

    The story of Dave's Manchester United Vans is becoming a minor legend among Austin soccer fans as Gabe relates to Dave a story about his shoes told to him by a friend who somehow heard it somewhere else. 

    Also, Dave is inheriting his Dad's rat-mobile. 

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 54: Chicken of the Tree

    As America gets dumber (by being defensive of the President over NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence) Atomic Rubbish soldiers on with yet another shitty intro. 

    Dave delves into the shocking results of his Ancestry.com DNA analysis, and the crew tries to figure out how to safely vote in elections via an app, or text... or whatever the hell American Idol uses. 

    Also, Roadhouse is being remade(?), Tomi Lauren is debating Chelsea Handler, what would Bill Clinton sound like when he's banging Hillary, and what is the chicken of the trees?

    1 hr 30 min

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