Atomic Rubbish

This week Dave gives two book reviews: The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up, by Marie Kondo; and Lamb, by Christopher Moore. The guys mop up their prep page with a special kind of crazy while discussing a fried chicken robbery, public masturbation, trying on condoms in a convenience store, and an angry mom squirting breast milk at a lady. Stay Classy, Earth. 

This week Gabe, Bernie and Dave are just three homies catching up as they talk about Theo Von, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dave's shitty liver, and Shoresy. 

Dave and Gabe go to an Austin Elite MLR rugby match. The guys discuss an update to a previous story about a comatose Native American being raped and giving birth - the culprit has been arrested. A bank robber in Austin tries to escape on a rented scooter. Bernie tells a story of laying down the law at work, and Dave saw Los Lonely Boys and Los Lobos. Also, Gabe and Dave have been watching too much Letterkenny - if there is such a thing.

This week:

• Dave spends an excessive amount of time bragging about Chango. 
• Hamberders!
• Why did a dude shoot semen into his arm?
• Dave watched Letterkenny. 
• The guys talk about the NFC and AFC Championship games.

This week the guys get together to discuss:

• The Wall, immigration and national security.
• Ted Cruz's weird beard
• NFL playoffs and the Cowboys choking again
• The Bird Box challenge
• Dave's liver

This week:

• How did Gabe lose his voice?
• UT wrecks Georgia in the Sugar Bowl
• Bernie has a new challenge
• Is it okay for only the GOP to talk trash?
• Dancegate featuring Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• More gov't shutdown
• The Wall... and more!

On this end of year extravaganza, Lara Smith of Radio Tatas joins the guys as they talk about suicide, murder, death pools and weather or not a kid ever had a Make-A-Wish involving someone committing suicide. 

Dave goes on a tear about poorly made how-to videos on YouTube and breaks down the secrets of decoupage. The gang discusses the 1st Baptist Church of Houston preacher embezzling 800k, and two nuns jacking 500k. 

While on the topic of churches, Gabe, Bernie, Lara, and Dave discuss atheism, religion and if Marshall (Dave's son) would invent a new religion based on Marvel Superheroes after the apocalypse. 

The show wraps up with everyone's plans for the new year. 

The gang is all here this week and they stumble across a treasure trove of stories and life experience when Bernie's buddy, Joe visits the show with tales of addiction, hacking and adventure. Also, Christmas stuff and Dave is worried about Artie Lang. 

Original co-host of Atomic Rubbish, Petey G. returns to talk with Dave about politics and religion. Dave brings up Seth Andrews, and Bart D. Ehrman, two guys who's back story is similar to his own and their journey towards a non-Christian existence is similar as well. Pete brings up Australian rules football and the complications of trying to watch it. 

While flying solo this week Dave talks about getting cock-blocked by a 3 year old, why the holiday season is exciting, why Jesus isn't the reason for the season, banning Christmas specials due to "offensive" content and talk about passion and whether or not it's necessary.