You've seen them master arc reactor technology, swing magic hammers, and defend the world from both Nazis and space invaders. They're the Avengers -- and in this retrospective, we dissect phase one of Marvel's Cinematic Universe for fun and (?) profit! It's the first of a special three-part series -- enjoy!

We talk about cartoons and stuff.

We review Solo, the 2018 Star Wars movie, not the 1996 Mario Van Peebles masterpiece. Spoilers discussion. Pressing questions: Why are there trains in space? Should Joss Whedon get a writing credit? Is that secretly French Stewart? Is your Honda hatchback faster because you know a shortcut? Which Glover is too old for this sh*t?

We've got some of YOUR crappy questions and yes, JASON'S VOICE IS TOO LOUD BECAUSE OF A DUMB SOFTWARE PROBLEM. Sorry. Enjoy this trivia.

Do you like swearsies and boner jokes? Do you like things done gettin' blowed up? Do you like stabby stabby and shooty shooty? Do you like The Proposal, starring Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock? Do you like Marvel movies but also kind of hate Marvel movies? Then Deadpool 2 is for you. We review a movie that made us laugh and feel better about the crappy world.

Hot take: Genocide ain't OK, yo. Ro and pals review Avengers Infinity War and gush for a good hour.

Welcome to the jungle, we got Dwayne

How many gallons of water go over Niagara Falls every second? How far from Earth is the moon? How high is the Hoover Dam? Is it a god damn? Get the answers to these questions and more in this episode of your friendly neighborhood trivia show!

From Baloo to Yogi, we bring the pop culture animal trivia on a new quiz for our trivianauts!

STARCRASH is everything you want it to be. It is space cavemen. It is space amazons. It is space bikinis. It is space battles with space guns. It is space robots. It is space swords. It is NOT Star Wars, for legal purposes. Caroline Munro is STELLA STAR. Christopher Plummer is THE EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY. David Hasselhoff is A GUY WHAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF A MASK. Marjoe Gortner is TOUGH ACTIN' TIN-AKTON. Judd Hamilton is ROBIT WITH A COWBOY VOICE (note the actor's name is corrected here... Jason got it wrong in the show). Robert Tessier is THOR BUT NOT WITH MJOLNIR AND HE'S BLUISH.