Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

On a very special edition of "Beyond", Mike presents a look behind the scenes of the recording of Nerdmas 2015. Topics discussed include Gavin trying to understand traditional English foods, Andy's mind-blown by Daniel Craig and Star Wars... Lots of Star Wars.

A belated Nerdmas to you all! Blame Paul, he didn't record his lines until Feb 2016. In yet another festive bonanza (recorded months ago), the Nerds return with topics such as Christmas Hitler, equating Lord of the Rings characters to the Bible and what would happen if Sir Anthony Hopkins came down your chimney, before rounding things off with a game-show segment that we in no way ripped-off from another podcast... *ahem* All this is neatly rounded off with our usual wraparound sketches, with special guest voices galore! The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the death of David Bowie.

Mike and Andy experience the worst Boxing Day ever, having to watch a movie even worse than Twilight! Listen as they discuss Grey's favourite colour, planting trees and then stopping talking about the movie entirely! The 50ft Nerds: Bite your lip please. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to [email protected] or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

A christmas miracle has occurred! Andy has seen a film! Mike's seen it too. Which one? THE ONLY ONE! Star Wars: The Force Awakens! If you wanna hear their thoughts on the film, give this a listen but beware as it will be SPOILERIFIC! The 50ft Nerds: They'll buy it for 60 portions. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds or http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk

Due to Mike playing some WWE 2K16 and Andy thinking it looks cool, the Nerds are gonna watch some of the greatest and most brutal matches in WWE history! The 50ft Nerds: They are convinced Mick Foley is immortal. Got any matches we should watch next time, movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to [email protected] or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

We return from a long break once again to find Andy's done something surprising, Paul has a confession to make and Mike is ready for a pegging! Join them as they talk about all this weirdness and more! The 50ft Nerds: They still haven't bought that cat yet. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy record some random stuff, give updates on stuff and make horrible, horrible jokes. The 50ft Nerds: Don't get on the Hogwarts Express. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds or http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of "The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services"! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione's pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench... or something along those lines. The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to [email protected] or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

That's right, I said Philosopher's Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry's racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid's penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film! The 50ft Nerds: They're going to kill your uncle. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to [email protected] or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds

The Nerds finally return! That's right, it's time for more tales and news as Mike, 31, explains where he has been. Paul, 41, tells tales of comic cons and the Hilbre! Andy, 27, tells of his new craft of choice! A new set of characters are made, what more could you want? The 50ft Nerds: They go all the way to 11, Norman! Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds