Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

Mike and Andy usually talk nonsense, so there's more of that here! Talking about old bands, pantomime and lamenting jokes from the Fox special. The 50ft Nerds: You gotta do the cooking by the book. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

While Mike and Andy are waiting for Paul to show up (as usual) things take a turn for the bizarre. It all starts with terrible christmas jokes but slowly turns into a commentary of one of the WORST christmas specials of ALL TIME. The 50ft Nerds: Don't steal their sandwich. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

It's a quiet Nerdmas Eve in Nerd HQ... quiet, that is, until the scary shit begins! The Nerds must fight for their lives before a battle for who has the most Christmas film knowledge, Andy goes down in a Blaze of Glory and Paul's son becomes a depraved Muppet connoisseur... The 50ft Nerds: It's gonna be maaay. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds are BACK! Well, Mike and Andy are and they are here to ruminate on a current issue: DISNEY (possibly) BUYING 20TH CENTURY FOX! Join them as they discuss which X-Men should show up, alternate reality dinosaurs, Big Badger and more! The 50ft Nerds: They don't drink Kitty Pryde's Kool Aid.

Paul undertakes a grand adventure involving dice, dragons and dirty burgers as he interviews the team behind audio drama, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain: The Heroâ??s Quest and is joined by apprentice nerd Joshua to review the brand new Fighting Fantasy gamebook! The 50ft Nerds: Training their replacements. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

In this episode Mike meets Trev Fleming of Impropriety - Liverpool's premier improvisation theatre company. They meet to discuss the upcoming eighth annual Liverpool Improvathon - The Space Age! Come along and watch actors slowly go mad over 33 hours for your pleasure. The event runs from 1pm 13/5/17 until 10.37pm 14/5/17 at The Invisible Wind Factory, 3 Regents Road, Liverpool, L3 7DS The 50ft Nerds: Mike has never seen Babylon 5 Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

The Nerds celebrate their fifth anniversary of talking nonsense by talking even more nonsense! We take a look at the Fits, Ford Anglias, some nerdy stuff and a lot of odd stories! The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the killer chicken fillets. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy get together to eat food and prepare for a commentary! Welcome to their new kids show, starring Playtime Paul and a special recreation of the nativity. My man! The 50ft Nerds: Grab a cup of Bisto and enjoy. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

The Nerds gather for a bit of a morbid episode as they discuss the celebrity deathfest that was 2016. Listen as they eulogise some of Nerd-dom's greatest! Shiny, the Dave in the title is you. Also, Andy meant the film West Side Story. The 50ft Nerds: One of them is a better interviewer than Terry Wogan. Want to contribute? Send us an email to [email protected], tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn't so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House! The 50ft Nerds: They've started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren't tables. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to [email protected] or tweet to @FiftyFootNerds