Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

It's November at the Geek Boutique! Don't ask about October, that's a sore subject...

But hey, we have a guest! The star of the War Doctor Begins range for Big Finish Productions, the voice of young John Hurt himself, Jonothon Carley!

Jonothon joins us to pitch Star Wars movies, canary-eating CEO's, Eastenders: The Game and a whole lot more before we grill him on what it's like to be Doctor Who, why Mr. Bean was the start of this whole journey and, crucially, what he has for lunch.

Apologies for some of the audio issues in this episode, one of our microphone cables was dying and then gave up completely during the show, but we still managed to get the same level of nonsense we normally bring you, so enjoy!

The 50ft Nerds: One Does not simply walk into Neil Cole's museum... There is an admission fee

Streaming's for quitters! Paul and Mike head off to Snips Movie Rentals, a cinematic time capsule boasting over 19.000 DVD's and Blu-Rays - and one very passionate owner, Dave Wain.

Join them as they chat about the glory days of the video store, the myriad of titles in stock, and how Snips refuses to hit "stop" when everyone else pressed "eject".

The 50ft Nerds: THEY have The Last Amityville Movie in stock...

Episode 97 will be delayed, possibly forever... Mike explains why...

The Nerds are back once again at the Geek Boutique and Mike comes loaded with tales to tell after a little journey to the big smoke and a brush with celebrity. Paul has been to the less impressive Derby, and Doug... well, Doug's never even at work these days, he's too busy watching movies!

Topics of discussion include supervillain spin-offs, Sean Connery rises from the grave once again and Morgan Freeman talks the art of war. Elsewhere John Hollywood tells us he's a very naughty boy and the episode ends on a rant you need to hear to believe it, and it's not even from Mike!

The 50ft Nerds: Woke AF

It's time to THROW DOWN!

Before Paul's son Joshua heads off to drama school we thought it only right to give him a surprise spotlight on the show and play some of our favourite games and a bit of the old improv too.

Who will win? How many genders do aliens have? What do ducks have to do with it all? There's only one way to find out...

The 50ft Nerds: How can you forget Glob Herman?

After skipping June's show the Nerds are BACK at Geek Retreat in Warrington to catch up on all the news that's fit to print and parody!

Paul's been to France, Doug's dad is old and Mike has been on a secret mission. Elsewhere Sean Connery is back from the grave, Star Wars gets bleak and John Hollywood stops by to add more to his ever expanding lore. Also, Paul went to France.

The 50ft Nerds: Your cottage pie is ready!

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Mike is feeling a little bit Kenneth Williams, Paul has waxes puppetry and Doug celebrates his friend owning a hat for three years. Elsewhere, Darth Vader has long covid, the Alien Xenomorph teams up with ET, cousin Roman keeps calling, and an erotic bedtime story makes no sense.

The 50ft Nerds: Not even Hawkeye likes Hawkeye

It's another month at Geek Retreat and Doug is cleaning up after a pre-release, Paul is renting movies he already owns and Mike is not happy with Disney's recent animated output.

Elsewhere John Hollywood is something of a scientist himself, Neill Blomkamp draws old people, Shaggy swings by and we check in with Doug-tor Who.

The 50ft Nerds: Paul is a Bear-ist

Spring has sprung, and so have the Nerds once again!

In this episode John Hollywood wants to hear what 's next for Bond, Dr. Manhattan is revealed as the worst internet troll and we try to decipher why men in their 30's looked a lot older on one very specific game show. Elsewhere, Mike sings the theme to an australian soap opera, Doug has filled his Lurgy bingo card, and Paul is now in charge of Geek Retreat Warrington.

The 50ft Nerds: We sell all the things. Even umbrellas.

It's Anime Con time again!

Mike and Paul head to the stage alongside their buddy John (who microphones seem to hate) for a fun round of The Box'd Trolls all about eastern animated classics and some less well regarded titles too. How well will Paul and John fare against the audience? Has make seen Demon Slayer yet? Would you Death Note a Death Note? Find out all these things and more in this episode!

The 50ft Nerds: Mike did actually see Demon Slayer afterwards and enjoyed it!