Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

We're back for a new year! After taking time away (and recoring a "lost" episode) the hijinx resume with Paul stalking Steven Moffat, Sigourney Weaver becomes the incinerator of scientific monstrosities, Game of Thrones gets the spin off we didn't know we needed, and the gang list their favourite movies of 2024. Except for Amara who watches YouTube instead.

It's like we've never been away.

The 50ft Nerds: Thrill me!

It's our 200th overall episode!

This month sees Mike ready a million memes for battle, Paul has a religious epiphany and Doug tries to sell the others a Murder House. Elsewhere we try to uncover just why Kyle Chandler hates giant apes, Kelsey Grammer sings about his fetishes and Tom Howard tries to will himself into existence.

The 50ft Nerds: Chasing remote control cars around a chicken pen

This month Mike tells us about the weekend he lived as John Hollywood among strangers, Paul has been surrounded by vacuum cleaners, and Doug has been writing FanFic and loves wind.

Elsewhere we discuss where the Scream franchise is headed next, Porky Pig sees some sh*t and, in an improv challenge, we find out just how different Gandalf could have been... Sounds like another chapter in the 50ft Nerds saga!

The 50ft Nerds: You shall not pass, you c*nt

We're back for an Attack and Paul has an exciting time racing cars, Mike has a robotic exhistential crisis and Doug extols the glories of war.

We also talk about bird people (look like Birds, walk like People), Paul's wife wants a divorce, hair suckers and finally, The Joker and Kevin Nash join the Black Parade.

The 50ft Nerds: Hotter than wearing a jumper in Egypt!

How is the most handsome, suave and debonair member of the 50ft Nerds now 40 years old?! Well, time mostly. But that's besides the point, it's a new episode and to celebrate Mike's birthday he's pitting Amara, Doug and Paul against each other in another edition of the 50ft Throwdown!

Who will come out on top with rounds such as Crood Descriptions, What Could it IMBD?, new round Logan's Run, and of course it's not a Throwdown unless we play Box'd Trolls!

The 50ft Nerds: It has to be Shang-Chi next, right?

Oh boy, things get weird this month as Mike is tired, Paul wants two dads, and Doug recieves an inappropriate package...

Elsewhere we meet Billy Bob Coltrane, Mark Ent and four Galactuses roll down a hill in a bathtub! Just a regular month at Geek Retreat then!

The 50ft Nerds: Zzzzzzzz

This epsiode Paul shows us his unique set of skills, Mike busts out a brand new, unexpected impression and Doug doesn't want to see Seth Rogan's weiner.

We also discover Eternia is a quarry in Wales, Ocean liners solve crimes, Phone Boxes are writing their autobiographies. Standard stuff really!

The 50ft Nerds: Get that fish!

It's April and the Nerds are once again sitting down and standing up at Geek Retreat in Warrington!

In this episode Amara is late, Paul can see his fantasy gap in 4k, Mike is waving at invisible cameras and Doug's pancreas explodes. So a pretty standard episode!

50ft Nerds: It's very TARDesque

Your favourite Nerds are back at Geek Retreat in Warrington to talk about all the geek news!

In this episode Chesney Hawkes turns the other cheek, Mike auditions to be a Love Bug, Sam Neill visits the Jurassic Dead Zone, Paul discovers John Hollywood's Welsh cousin, Amara is Twitching, and Doug learns of the Willy experience. Pretty standard stuff I'd say!

50ft Nerds: HONK!

The Nerds are exhausted from the Anime Con, but it won't stop putting on one hell of a weird show!

This month footballers from the 90's profess their love for the show, Amara regains the title of Pachinko Mistress, Mike can't eat soup, Doug is aroused by a Frenchman, Paul tells the tale of a smelly man he shouted at and there are impressions and accents galore!

50ft Nerds: Buzzing as much as a box of wasps!