So sorry but we experienced audio issues while recording this episode. We hope it wasn't too distracting. We'll be back on track next episode! Now let's get into Episode 5!

In this episode, we start with Eren vs The Colossal. The first words of the episode are epic! FYI, Colossal steam is hot. The Colossal is a magician? Chaos is happening through the town, hang onto your toy dolls! Will the moats hold off the Titans? Or just the one loser Titan that the other Titan's don't talk to? Lord Wald is good at chess and good at eating pastries. Pyxis is good at drinking. Eren's answer to snapping people out of it is to headbutt them! Titan teacher teaches the class about Titans. Eren and his squad compete on who can die from a Titan first! And Eren's hand defies logic. 

"I HAVE TO SEE THEM. I HAVE TO"

Always look both ways before crossing a Titan infested road! 

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All everybody talks about is the MPs...

In this episode, we see the cadets training hard to be tops of their class so they can join the MPs. Some are taking training more seriously, while others find it pointless *cough cough Annie*. Don't piss her off and definitely don't ask her to be your hand to hand combat training partner. Jean has a fat head that likes to boast about his ODM abilities, with hopes that it impresses Mikasa. Spoiler alert, she could care less and is definitely better. Jean and Eren Round 2! Sasha is gassy. We see who the Top Ten cadets of the class are! Thomas Sideburns thinks Eren is crazy for wanting to join the Scouts. Eren is a good speech giver. Armin blushes for the Commander. Captain Levi doesn't care for compliments. Hannes can't read a room. Eren changes their minds, but don't tell Conny that. Sasha is a thief part 2. Colossal goes, "Hey Buddy..." And Eren has been waiting for this. 

"YOU. IT'S BEEN A WHILE." 

Who would you join if you were top ten in your class? If the answer is Military Police, don't let Eren know.

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Filler episode alert! 

And what a sweet filler episode it is...

In this episode, we immediately are screamed at by Drill Sergeant Keith Sadies. We hear the funny insulting nicknames he gives the fresh meat recruits. I wonder what my nickname would be? Keith hates the MPs and he is very experienced and very good at abusing kids... he is not afraid to hit a kid. Don't cry because it'll only make things worse. Whatever you do, do not get the salute wrong, and especially do not bring food. We learn what the heck a rube is. Eren becomes Mr. Popular, but turns out Eren is all talk? Jean likes long black hair, Eren doesn't... at least not yet. Potato Girl has a demon side. Eren is begging for help or else it's the fields for him. Whatever you do, always check your equipment. And Mikasa is clingy.

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION JEAGER?!"

We hope you enjoyed episode 3 as much as Commandant Keith enjoys abusing kids! 

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In episode 2, there's so much to talk about:

We get a history lesson about the origin of the titans. A man is preaching the words of the Bible (Bib Ewl) to the titans. A woman is picked up by her head, then eaten (nom nom). Eren finds out he's weak? Mikasa begins to grieve. The dang boats are too crowded! The cannons are doing absolutely nothing. Soldiers don't use their ODM gear and it's making Zac mad. We get our first look at Grandpa Titan with the white hair.  Turns out people are just plague rats (according to rich people). Eren's father gives Eren the vaccine. The Key is the "key" to everything? Reclaiming Wall Maria was a fail. Time to become a cadet, and Commandant Saw Dust is very angry.

"BEFORE I'M DONE WITH THEM, THE TITANS WILL GROW TO HATE ME"

This was a juicy episode (like a gusher). 

Hope you enjoy episode 2! Keep an eye out for episode 3 next week on Attack the Talk Thursdays!

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AND JUST LIKE THAT EVERYTHING CHANGED Welcome to Attack The Talk! Warning! This episode contains spoilers. Do not watch if you have not seen Attack On Titan. Listen as we introduce ourselves and talk about what Attack On Titan means to us. We discuss season 1 episode 1 of the Attack On Titan anime. We get our first look at our main characters. We talk about how smart and attractive Titans are. We see the torture and torment Scouts go through. We see how unaware, and unprepared the people of Shiganshina are. We get a life changing surprise. And we theorize a very interesting question. There were some first podcast jitters, but we look forward to improving and creating better products for you all. If you like what you heard, please follow us at: insta: @attackthetalkpodcast tiktok: @attackthetalkpodcast YouTube: @ Attack The Talk Podcast We look to create videos/ social clips in these social media platforms as we grow the Attack The Talk podcast. Any support is greatly appreciated and goes a long way.  We will be uploading new episodes every Thursday so please stay tuned for Attack The Talk Thursdays! Also huge thanks to Nate and Erin for the awesome Attack The Talk art! Please support my friend Erin @planimestickers on insta for some anime stickers that she beautifully designs. Thank you all again and hope all my AOT brothers and sisters stay safe and have amazing days! AND JUST LIKE THAT EVERYTHING CHANGED

Hello everyone, welcome to Attack The Talk.

The podcast where we will be talking all things Attack On Titan. We will be discussing and breaking down each episode of the anime in chronological order.

My name is A.J. and joining me are my two friends Lexy and Zac.

We are huge fans of Attack On Titan and are super excited to be doing this podcast. 

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