Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December, and our last episode of 2017. That does not include patreon bonus mini episodes. Or patrons will continue to get bonus Episodes through December! As for regular episodes, our next release, Episode 12, is coming January 8th, and we will then resume our normal semi weekly release schedule. Our final episode of season one will be released March 5th, 2018. Thank you for listening, everyone, and thank you for shopping HellMart, we hope you never leave!

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Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape?

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Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens.

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Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone!

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Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not.

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It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers

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Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!

I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in!

What do you get out of becoming a Patron?

• BONUS EPISODES Would you like AHS!
• MERCHANDISE, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs
• MUSIC from the Show
• HD Wallpapers
• Scripts of every Episode
• MUCH MUCH MORE!

Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears weekly and hear all new shows?

Well, you can help make all of that happenby contributing at patreon.com/attentionhellmartsho…. Maybe you only have a few bucks a month to contribute. Well, that's amazing that you're using those few bucks on us! Thank you! When enough people contribute a few bucks each that gets us closer to our goals! Yes, goals that include new shows and more frequent episodes! Thank you all so much for listening, thank you even more for helping to contribute to this amazing journey, and Thank You for shopping at HellMart! We hope you never leave!

The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood.

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It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network.