Audio Roleplays by JayeWilde

Guaranteed to get you laid brown butter brownies

Put 10 TABLESPOONS (yes...10....god forgive us all...tablespoons) of butter in a sauce pot. Put it to a medium flame, and stir it pretty constantly for 6-8 minutes. You're browning the butter here, but its very easy to burn if you aren't careful. So, yes. Diligence. Once the milk proteins are a deep golden brown color and your whole kitchen smells of christmas and nuts (not your nuts, she can smell your nuts later), remove it from the heat.

Immediately add and thoroughly mix:

 1 1/4 cup sugar

 3/4 cup of high quality cocoa powder (I suggest droste's dutch-processed)

 1/4 tsp salt

 1/4 tsp cinnamon

2 tsp water

2 tsp vanilla

Let this gooey bit of heaven cool for about 5 minutes, before adding 2 eggs (one at a time). Whisk vigorously after each egg--your batter will now look gorgeously glossy and scrumptious! You know you're doing the job right if the batter pulls away from the whisk in shiny, smooth ribbons. 

Add 1/2 cup flour and beat it like its begging you for it for TWO MINUTES. Your arm will tire, but suck it up and keep beating anyway. Seriously, do NOT wimp out on this step.

Finally, add about 1/3 cup of your favorite cocoa solids (be they chocolate chips or just a chopped up dark chocolate bar) and mix again before spreading it out in your prepped brownie pan.

Bake for 25 minutes.

325 Fudge like, 350 for cake like

This is the difficult part. BE PATIENT. Let those fuckers cool for at least ten minutes before you cut into them.

Indulge. Savor. Moan. Watch panties drop. Repeat.

This script can be found here 

"Thanks for walking with me. The party was getting a little loud, and I wanted to have a chance to catch up with you.

Sorry you had a bad day

The Script by lateStageInfernalism can be found here https://pastebin.com/AvjZHRRS

Hey hon, I’m here.    

[laughs] Yeah, wake up, lazybones. It’s so wonderfully typical that I come all this way to visit you and I have to let myself in because you’re sleeping so soundly you didn’t hear me.   

You are still incredibly adorable you are when you first wake up. Look at that hair stick up! I miss seeing that every day.

The book by Lewis Carol

I heard you crying. you know you don't have to hide it from me. Let me hold you while you cry. its an emotion.

The script is here

The listener is struggling with some abandonment issues and worries  you're going to leave them, like they have experienced in the past. You  take the time to comfort them, providing them with lots of cuddles,  positivity and reminding them just how loved and special they are to you  <3

Alice in Wonderland chapter 3 by lewis carroll

Your girlfriend wants to snuggle and watch a movie and snuggle and chat through the ending credits

This Script can be found here by lateStageInfernalism  https://pastebin.com/kZ0Qu911  

 Cheating in the past is important to this story, but that’s not what it  is about. Its about someone who is deeply conflicted about confessing  their love to their BFF’s ex. It’s about things I’ve experienced in my  life, from a number of angles. It's about pain and failure and being  human and hoping that maybe, just maybe, they love you too.  Also, if you think that someone can’t be as oblivious as this dude must  have been, let me assure you from the depths of personal experience that  you can.