Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering!