What a huge chapter! So much to talk about! Cliffhanger! Yeah...so you're probably expecting some witty caption but we are still kind of drunk...

Three nerds walk into a bar… we put the old dead writers away for this week and our own nerd powers were in full effect. We also drop a very exciting surprise toward the end! This episode is dedicated to the Honorable Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rest in Power, RBG.

Mar is never allowed to drink again. The amount of editing that had to be done to this podcast was unreasonable. Come join us as we discuss how chapters 17 and 18 laid the foundation to future chapters, we do terrible accents, and start brainstorming on what we should do for our 10k listens! 

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! It’s Chapter 34 and the Alphabet make comparisons to Greek life, tap into our inner event planners, and oh yeah, Cat was totally sober for this episode.

With BJ-gate behind us, the Alphabet somehow became soft babies talking about Everlark whilst discussing one of the darkest chapters of this fic.

TRIGGER WARNING: The hosts cover non-consensual sexual themes and how it relates to chapters 15–16. If you are triggered in any way, please skip and join us next week. 

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn The Alphabet almost had a Beatles moment because of a Yoko scene. That's it. That's the summary. Clickbait. Support the podcast. https://ko-fi.com/saintdionysus

It was Hermione Granger, in the Conservatory, with the lead pipe! Clue references, our continuous love of old, dead writers, and discussion of how Nott Sr. became Daddy Nott.

TRIGGER WARNING: The hosts briefly cover non-consensual sexual themes and how it relates to chapters 13–14. If you are triggered in any way, please skip and join us next week. 

Voldy Proper. Goldy. Holdy. Mar did a book report. Cat did some voice acting. Julie reminds us that two other Dramione authors were part of the alphabet before the Auction was even in progress. Also, Austen, Bronte, and Hugo got a little help from Dickens. Buckle up, buttercups! We’re talking Chapter 32. Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!!

We were drunk…again. Cat didn’t do her homework…again. Mar was over-prepared…again. Juls teased the audience about the end…again. We sang more show tunes…again. 

Come join us for this serendipitous trip into chapters ten through twelve of The Auction.

Much to Cat’s dismay, this podcast may never have an episode under an hour ever again. Juls and Mar have a million shoutouts to our readers and friends, we give tips on writing, have a full breakdown of the latest update, and a million Hamilton references. Dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnn.